In which Rep Rob Good repeatedly refers to Trump as “the president” without being challenged. This is not about Oxford commas; and will lead to even worse truthyness. Please stay vigilant.
Can anyone beat Donald Trump for the Republican nomination? On “Checks and Balance”:
- @RepBobGood on why he’s backing Ron DeSantis
- @jonward11 profiles a frontrunner who lost a big lead
- @JBennet surveys the primary field econ.st/3CrKk0Z
I just requested my handle on Spill - a new Twitter alt that puts culture first. Grab yours now -> spill-app.com
Best of all worlds
Replying to @paddyvjpeg @the_transit_guy
Houston is crazy. Going down the street it’s like: mansion, funeral parlor, steakhouse, low income apartments, electrical transformers, Mercedes dealership, taco joint.
Thoughtlessly going through my Twitter history and realized 75% of tweets I’d referenced have become “unavailable”.
(Too lazy to check internet archive though).
I think @Apple might have messed up on focus mode in iMessage… everyone I know is displaying their status because you can’t turn them off. Settings don’t fix it.
Setting the tone at #LGA:
Concessions: **** dollars please
Me: ok
C: would you like a bag for ¢5?
Me: [how else do I bring this food along now?] yes
C: [stuffs snacks in tiny heavy duty tote bag that used 1000x more resources than flimsy plastic bag]
Setting the tone at #LGA:
Security: you have anything in your pockets?
Me: no
S: you don’t have anything in your pockets?
Me: …no…!
S: take off your belt
Me: but it’s plastic
S: take off your belt
Me: [take off belt], also [!!!]
S: can you pull up your pants?
Me: [!!!]
Howdy Texas, #waronstraightpeople
Your state shall soon bellow with George Michael and Britney Spears
🎉🕺🏿🍾
Oil spill bonanza
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The onion couldn’t make this shit up.
#merica
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