I might regret this one, but let’s see. 😬

EVERYBODY HAS A WHITE FRIEND WHO DOES THIS THE SECOND FALL IS COMING 😂🍂 TAG HER. SHE ALREADY KNOWS.

Which alcohol had you throwing up so bad that you said, “I’m never drinking again”? 👀

Trump is of course a liar about using Venezuelan heavy crude oil to refill the SPR. The SPR has strict quality requirements such as a maximum of 1.99% sulfur content. Venezuelan oil is 5.7% sulfur, which is considered insanely "sour." It also happens to be highly acidic which would eat away at the storage cave walls, likely causing cave-ins and collapse. There are other requirements, too, such as API gravity. Venezuelan oil doesn't qualify. If you pour it in, you can never get it back out. Too sludgy. It basically just becomes a giant "tar cave" of sludge that's unpumpable. So once again, Trump is lying about the whole thing. There's much more to this story, too, such as the fact that the 65 billion barrels of oil can't possibly be tapped without at least A FULL DECADE of infrastructure investment in Venezuela, and at least $100 billion in investment funds, plus you have to find all the experts around the world who know how to do these things and somehow entice them to move to what is effectively a war zone where local resistance groups will be targeting them constantly. So nope, your gas prices aren't going to get any better tomorrow. It's all just smoke and mirrors. As usual.

Facts

Wine or champagne for me. I know most of you are too good to stoop down to my level.

All. 20. I’m old.

As we embark upon 250 years of this great nation, take a moment to reflect on how one man has tried to hijack what should be a joyous day of celebration for all Americans. From a circus-like experience on the national mall, to the unveiling of a presidential plane "gifted" from a foreign country (refurbished on taxpayers dime), to the unauthorized demolition and construction site of the White House, to the algae infested Reflecting Pool with dead ducklings, to the tarped scaffolding in front of the Kennedy Center to hide the unauthorized hijacking of its name. To the iconic and oldest grove of cherry blossom trees in DC gifted from Japan in 1910, now under threat of being cut down for his golf course, on taxpayers dime. As the east coast experiences extreme temperatures in an unprecedented heat wave amplified by global climate change, there is one man hellbent on destroying America's protected wildlife refuges, national forests and public lands for personal profit. Drilling and mining our National Parks, created by Teddy Roosevelt for future generations of Americans to cherish and enjoy. America's 250-year milestone is not about one man, no matter how hard he tries to make it so. As you celebrate with friends and family in your community, across every state in this great nation, remember, we, the people are America. This land is our land. And in November, we, the people, are taking our country back from a government who is failing us. 🇺🇸

Latter-day Saints are among the most patriotic, service-oriented individuals in our country. They are also unequivocally Christian—just look at who is in the name of the Church. It is unacceptable for a government entity to characterize a faith in a manner that contradicts the religion’s own foundational tenets. I am working now to ensure a correction is made.

He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "If you take away just the price of gasoline, the energy, we have very little inflation. We're doing very well other than this... that’s a big factor... and that'll start coming down very rapidly soon as this ends."

Scott, I’m relieved that Trump is not giving the Iranians money for nothing. Any word on if the U.S. will be providing them chicks for free?