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Twitter author,elbow model, mirror actress, shower backup singer.

Joined February 2010
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ok Tiffany you’re gonna go to sleep so you can take your ass to the gym tomorrow. Those BBL allegations won’t make themselves.
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The theme of this month is romance
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women are so good at being unpaid PR agents of the guys in their life that you'll never know how hideous and venomous that snake is until he's out their life
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Had a nightmare last night. Carnival 2027 was FLOP. Genxs revealed costumes the night before road march. I ended up with a crop top and shorts costume (🤮), couldn’t find the truck the whole time.
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Kamala, please rest. The country need the whitest male mf in two years
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Finally a real american in power not those white immigrants
Toda el aura la ganadora de la gobernación de Nuevo México con esos outfits. Deb Haaland, primera mujer nativa americana en gobernar un estado en la historia de los Estados Unidos
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you can avoid a lot of redundant talking stages by sleeping early
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Don’t understand the concept of an “election night watch party” at all. Election night is not for socializing. It’s for looking at your phone and throwing up
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Thank you Calvin Klein. Thank you Jude. Thank you computah
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thank for daylight savings time, my first meetings for the day at 8:30 instead of 7:30.
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The worst part of dating as a decisive high-agency woman is that you have spend so much time waiting around for a man to do something- ask for your number, ask you out, make a plan, keep said plan. And so many of them are so slow with what should be a 5 minute process max
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The saddest part of it is that lots of Jamaicans grow up only with this reality. I’m grateful for having had the opportunity to grow up in a community that was once very peaceful and the only things I had to fear were black heart man and rolling calf.
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I’m completely okay with being short except I just complimented a former miss universe contestant in a party and she had to stoop to hear me. Humiliating.
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Found concepts of my dream home (the TREES and the land SPACE ughhh) in Mandeville. $690000 USD
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If I watch your story before I sleep, there’s an 80% chance I’m gonna dream about you.
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1451MF I hope you have the worst fucking day.
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1 year anniversary of the international media a tell wi seh the whole a wi a guh dead
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my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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Once the company start complaining about consumables like sugar, coffee and milk....start updating your CV..
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I can’t wait to feel DIZZY trying to decide my next carnival costume. Arguing with the group chat. Waiting until Destiny to land so we can look at the costume.
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we’re living in such a WEIRD time
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