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ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things
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You’re informed of a multi-billion-pound pension fund scandal at your company, Reynholm Industries
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i thought i was severely depressed but it turns out it was just the pile of laundry creating bad vibes. a lot of things are like this
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Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo
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We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"
to
"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"
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do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment





























