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Andy

@ndyjohnson

We rocking precious sable, keep that 'chilla on the rack 🗿

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Joined February 2009
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How is this even possible
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gosh darn bears just keep winning
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This cat was 100% animated by someone who's cat sleeps exactly like this.
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Corgi on the loose in Carolina
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>Gets absolute power >Does nothing for 7 years but build a tacky castle and threaten his enemies without actually doing anything to them >Gets defeated by a roblox kid and his liberal gf Ganon is a Republican politician
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Comic strip character Andy Capp getting tossed out of a pub by the landlord

ALT Comic strip character Andy Capp getting tossed out of a pub by the landlord

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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyNov 7
U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

According to Andy Richter, U2’s the Edge penned a script for a sequel to “Elf” — but fans will likely never get to see (or read) it.

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Jeff Van Gundy has emerged as a dark horse candidate to be the next James Bond, according to Variety.
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The Noid: You're bluffing. No sane person would blow up their own pizzas Benjamin Sisko: Am I? Commander Worf, fire torpedo
very tall bart (@TallBart) profile picturevery tall bart@TallBartOct 14
Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Damn RIP
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequenceNov 7
BREAKING: Richard Lloyd, co-founding guitarist of Television and an architect of post-punk, has died at the age of 75. 📸: Michael Putland/Getty Images
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Ramones tease during the Geese show
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The Hell in the Cell in the Senate is going to be crazy
Al Weaver (@alweaver22) profile pictureAl Weaver
@alweaver22Nov 6
Say hello to your frontrunner to replace Marsha Blackburn in the Senate: Glenn Jacobs, aka ex-WWE star KANE w/ @reporterjoe @kadiagoba washingtonsun.com/congress/f…
A Former Pro Wrestler Could Be Tennessee’s Next Senator

A Former Pro Wrestler Could Be Tennessee’s Next Senator

State insiders say the people on the list of potential successors — which doesn't include Hegseth — have spent months helping Blackburn become governor.

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You're right. I've got Trump Derangement Syndrome, I HATE the motherfucker. And you know what? I don't want to get rid of it. I don't want to get better -- I want to get WORSE! I want to hate him MORE!
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I've successfully turned my For You page into a source of exquisite copium
Lunakye (@lunakye_world) profile pictureLunakye
@lunakye_worldNov 5
Why are people treating this Midterm election as a legitimate Republican loss? The Democrat numbers are statistically impossible. This was a sting operation orchestrated by Trump because he knew they would cheat, and Democrats walked right into it. It couldn’t have worked out better for Republicans. I don’t know why so many people are talking about this like we actually lost. We didn’t. It was a stolen MAGA landslide.
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Zelda on Zelda 🧝
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JOHN CARPENTER COMMENTARY: Right there, blammo. What a dumb cheap trick. Ripped it off from a Howard Hawks picture. God, this is a piece of shit. WILLIAM FRIEDKIN COMMENTARY: That was take 57. After this scene I put a gun in Gene Hackman’s mouth for fun.
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fuck you losers
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 5
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🇺🇸
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blue wave so big we got real life dem Col. Lockjaw
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (@KyleKulinski) profile pictureSecular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
@KyleKulinskiNov 5
I predict Ojeda is gonna make a Republican politician cry at some point. They have no idea what will hit them with this guy.
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