@ndichumarion

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 Central, Kenya
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Joined January 2022
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2027 elections are super easy. Mwakenya ni ‘nimefanya’ ‘nimeleta maendeleo’ ‘nilijenga’ etc, mambo ya ‘nitaleta’ ‘nitafanya’ Haiwezi aki 💯 You can’t be promising us the same things promised to our grandparents
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Harmo@harmkimkim2h
Msisahau kuvote OUT all those MPs walivote yes to the finance bill 2024
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Hizi big girl bills sio mchezo. I really wish I was a nepo baby
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@_iamhabeebOct 17
The moment you start making fun of people’s homes or backgrounds, I distance myself. That kind of energy isn’t for me.
Nattie
@nattiesworlddOct 17
what is a deal breaker for yall?
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cuntstance@ssaauuraa6h
Me when someone tries to touch me nikiwa CBD. 😭
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a fully funded master’s scholarship please
Nanya ᥫ᭡💗
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A big wedding or a private wedding?
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Benito@shoussef18h
You will sign a permanent employment contract very soon.
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"at the end of the day, once you get it right, it won’t matter how long it took." Anonymous
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@_iamhabeebOct 18
at the end of the day, once you get it right, it won’t matter how long it took.
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Today, I joined Munene's family as they carried out a postmortem at Kanyakine Hospital and, all I can say is that they really need some help. The burial budget is ksh. 350K. The burial is set for this Friday at Kathera in Imenti South. Anyone around and would be able to accompany us, karibu. To give support here is the Mpesa number of Dennis Munene - 0111506330. To join us in the WhatsApp group please use ; chat.whatsapp.com/GDaKHbcey3… Regards; Nkirote.
Munene
@m_shades_Oct 13
I just lost my only brother to road accident. 💔
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Being an artist in this regime means constant humiliation.
Sysh@_Ndunge_Oct 18
mnauza art zenu 49 bob? enyewe one tam fr.
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The real tragedy of living in a third-world country is that you can do everything right and still struggle because the environment is designed to make ordinary things unnecessarily difficult.
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I don’t want flying cars. I want more research into women’s health.
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“You can be stupid everyday but not on election day”
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Once again I repeat. It is not your business to defend the government, your primary allegiance is to the nation not the government of the day. Where they are wrong, call them out!
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Do you know why they swear the oath by the constitution and not by the manifesto?
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@Asamoh_Oct 18
Constitution is not a manifesto.
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No one is above the program. If he doesn’t respect the constitution as he is saying, pia yeye ataenda home faster than he came in.
Miss Chero 🇰🇪@IGChero_KeOct 18
Ile siku #SifunaMustGo itaanza 😂😂I will be here laughing.
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H.f.t@ed_gera8Oct 18
Wangwana tucome through for my boy hapa walai
βοβ👾@bobtweets_Oct 18
Guys so far I have managed to raise 18,000Ksh out of the original 45,000 Ksh required to register for the November Exams and I was requesting for you guys to help me since the deadline for payment is tomorrow 19th .Any sum will be appreciated . Thanks Mpesa No:0743511513
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ROD 🐾@rodgichanaOct 18
My Sifuna pitch is simple: let's for the first time in our history give the (most electable) person who actually believes in constitutionalism a chance Wale wa kulilia manifesto/agenda/plan are dishonest: they'll never be satisfied even if it dropped tomorrow. Watanitpick tu bado
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Guys come to think of it... We are really a WANTAM country... Let's count. 1. Kibakis second term is why a president must be sworn in by 11am 2. Uhuru's second term was nullified and they did monkey business... Huyu anafikiria yeye ni special Sana ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Cost of living wants to kill the living
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