Sales Finance @ Twitter | Reformed Banker | Errant Utahn

San Francisco, CA
Joined June 2011
So glad I didn’t have to learn English s an adult. Even our words to describe confusing words are themselves confusing! – at San Francisco, CA
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I would camp out 24 hours in advance
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My Christmas movies this year: WW 84 (trash) tenet ( fun but Nolan is becoming formulaic) and the always excellent South Park woodland critters’ Christmas. – at San Francisco, CA
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Just realized I have not heard a single Christmas song since last year. Free from the cloying grasp of Boomer nostalgia. God bless you Covid-19! – at San Francisco, CA
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The best part of missing thanksgiving this year is we don’t have to pretend that we like Turkey. No culture on earth eats this dry and tasteless bird except those bound by tradition. Chicken is better in every context.
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What’s the opposite of doom scrolling? – at San Francisco, CA
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@Julianna @chronieism @_georgeshopov_ @emmrl for vis – at San Francisco, CA
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Fact: #TeamJoe = #TeamCat – at San Francisco, CA
I can formally unveil my Electoral College model. It's based on data from American Veterinary Medical Association* and operates on the thesis that Biden will win all the states with more cats than dogs and Trump will win all the states with more dogs than cats.
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I have a finance joke, but it’s not that interesting and somewhat derivative
I have a finance joke, but don’t count on it making you laugh
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Never felt this ashamed for California – at San Francisco, CA
Here’s what your part of America eats on Thanksgiving. 53eig.ht/1XeBar5
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This deeply offends me
Yes, I like to eat a Cinnamon Raisin Bagel with... lox, capers, red onions, cream cheese, and tomatoes. Give a few bucks to help support our campaign in the last days before the primary and enter for a chance to have YOUR favorite bagel with me: bit.ly/BagelWithCynthia.
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Will America's shift to a majority-minority country be a good thing? Most Democrats (85%), a majority of Independents (59%), and a substantial minority of Republicans (43%) say YES, it will. This is pretty amazing result!! prri.org/research/american-d…
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If only Time's writing was half as good as their covers.... – at San Francisco, CA
Vladimir Trump (or Donald Putin?) lands the cover of Time bit.ly/2L9uq3h
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♥️ xitter.cf/londonbreed/status/101… – at San Francisco, CA
Replying to @LondonBreed
At the root of so many of our issues is our housing crisis. Our unending systems of laws seems designed as if to say NO to creating more homes, and we've seen the results. It’s time to say YES to more affordable housing, more middle income housing, and more market rate housing.
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Business class upgrade is the best hangover cure, thanks @united – at Ota-ku, Tokyo
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My team @Twitter is hiring in SF. Influence our programatic strategy with your 5-8 years of finance experience. bit.ly/2skIxrX
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