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Reporter for Hannah News Service.

Columbus, Ohio,
Joined March 2009
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[endless screaming]
Obama’s former campaign manager, Jim Messina, says the first presidential democratic primary debate will be on April 1st (2027)
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the Huang scandal is going to have huge implications not just for NVIDIA but for our country and our culture, it's gonna be tough, and I really think we are all just going to have to sit with the way this will inevitably impact the performance settings of Half-Life 3
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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Three losses? Ouch. There’s room on the bandwagon, Buckeyes fans.
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There is a narrow audience for this tweet, and am I squarely in it
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Inject more of this kind of absolutely meaningless political stat into my veins.
JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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Now that the race is over I can get this off my chest: those Ramaswamy sports videos where he rattles of campaign promises between serves or swings or whatever had major Van Hammersly vibes.
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I'll be up early for the cleanup shift and I need to sleep off a cold but I can certainly just dip in for a small smackerel of election results, right?
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Election day anecdata as grist for the mill while we wait for actual news: - @VivekGRamaswamy had probably a 15-20 minute stretch from getting in line to finishing voting in Upper Arlington around 8:30 a.m. - No line for me at Tuttle Rec Center near OSU campus circa 9:15 a.m.
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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did a dog write this
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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What’s with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front?
Chuck Grassley entered politics in 1958, winning an election to the Iowa House of Representatives. The U.S. had only 48 states at the time.
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Some personal news.
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