Security Analyst @Microsoft Threat Intelligence Center (MSTIC) | tweets are my own

Seattle
Joined July 2011
Technical disruption [servers] ✅ Seizure splash page on all sites ✅ (first for a private company?) Civil litigation ✅ Criminal referral ✅ I’m incredibly proud of our partner team’s work here, partnering with us on crime intelligence. Digital Crimes Unit = Microsoft legal muscle 💪
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You just popped the new Blink-182 CD in your mom’s car as she takes you to get the new Mario and Spider-Man games. You grab a pizza on the way home and your friends are coming to sleep over. Life is good. The year is 2023 and you are 34 years old. – at Queens, NY
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Wingdings walked so emojis could run
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Hate to lose more than you love to win.
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In this week's episode I sit down with none other than @cyrusSecurity to discuss Cyber Threat Hunting, Malware Analysis, Shodan, #WeHackHealth Community, and More! 🎧📈 #dfir #threathunting #malware #airforce #careerdevelopment #moderntechleaders youtu.be/VIaWMVVGfWs
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New Year's resolution: Me eat more cookies.
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Brb getting rich 🤣 "I have a super offer for you from Elon Musk I set a Password 2022" The super offer: "Elon Reeve Musk King on Bitcoin.pdf.lnk"
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Nick Beede retweeted
“that is the worst phish email ive seen in months, nobody would run this” 20 users:
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These keynotes are top tier! It's so cool to be able to come back to my hometown and be a part of this 🙌
We're ecstatic to announce Kernelcon 2022 Keynote Speaker @CISAJen! Jen Easterly is the Director of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (@CISAgov ). Read Ms. Easterly's full bio and register today! ➡️ kernelcon.org
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Yooo! Can't wait to come back to #Kernelcon with @malwareforme to represent MSTIC as we talk about .appx malware and threat intelligence/detection engineering!
Dear Speakers, we would be nothing without you. Talk acceptance notifications are going out today, tag us if you're speaking at Kernelcon 2022!
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD! 🤘 And neither is #Kernelcon. Join us live and in person March 30th - April 2nd, 2022 for KERNELCON PUNK! Registration for attendees, CFP, and Sponsors open now! Head over to kernelcon.org to sign up today!
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Want to automate extracting URLs from #dridex ? Take a look at: dridex_extractor.py github.com/DissectMalware/MD… #dridex xlsb > hta > vbscript #xlmdeofuscator + python wrapper for extracting urls in #vbs bazaar.abuse.ch/sample/ce8e7… DO NOT USE IT IN A PRODUCTION SYSTEM; USES EVAL
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If I hear the defense attorney for Kyle Rittenhouse say "a logarithm" instead of "algorithm" when talking about how pinch to zoom uses AI I'm going to lose it.
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Another example of InfoSec's hot take vs. true take problem. Lenny has done everything right here, but it's not the truth that everybody will remember. Be careful about your biases.
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So I just learned about tajin seasoning and will be putting it on literally everything from now on.
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Friday morning APT activity got me like
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I would like to commission a painting of this image for my house which doubles as a joint Microsoft/Crowdstrike intel office.
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Me trying to figure out how guns work in VR
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