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District of Columbia, USA
Joined November 2014
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Mentally I’m here
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Threw on the Adam Friedland/Patrick Bet David podcast and immediately received an email that my tax return had arrived
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There’s nobody that ever has or ever will do it like him
Obama Cheesecake Factory UPDATE "The President wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison—that part didn't bother him—but he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments"
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This is the most accurate representation of what is happening that I’ve ever heard.
I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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just the start
AJ DYBANTSA'S FIRST BUCKET IN HIS NBA DEBUT! Watch the #1 pick duel the Cavs on NBA League Pass 🍿
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Trump: "Second amend-berp breakage"
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scientifically engineered ragebait
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century. 1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes 3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers 4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo 5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead 6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers 7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes 8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z 9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys 10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
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Ian MacKaye with Turnstile during their concert on the National Mall in Washington, DC, this weekend, benefiting Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon. Turnstile's performance came 31 years after MacKaye's band Fugazi staged its own concert on the National Mall to protest budget cuts in Washington, DC. 📸: @atibaphoto
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Awesome bot account that just followed me
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That’s lean gut
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bangin out the tunes
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Ronald I am not nothing but when you fry on the burger I am reminded I am hungry, and in every highway kitchen a big hairy man is cooking, beating eggs into yummy sandwich while the tummy starts to grumble
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My dreams have been like this recently except I’m the shopkeeper and the old woman is Sister Jean
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Way too many capitalized words in this tweet. It’s making my eye twitch
We are doing entire family to Mississippi Delta then Fri AM Egg Bowl for Thanksgiving. Looking for a big Air B&B in Oxford for 3 nights Thu-Sat if anyone has leads. Happy to pay & not trying to free roll!
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The “I think he’s cute!” sends me into uncontrollable laughter every time
‼️ BREAKING: Footage of Jerry Seinfeld performing in Israel has been leaked
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Dr Spaceman would tell Tracy to stay awake for 36 hours and play in an nfl game with clots in his lungs
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NFL Adrien Broner
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