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Joined April 2016
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welcome to the big leagues kid
played nervous vs aura amplified by him screaming the whole set but its on me he was YELLING “DONT FUCK THIS UP DONT FUCK THIS UP AND I MAKE IT” while i was getting chaingrabbed i let out the lamest ass “yeah man don’t fuck it up” to try to fight back and it didn’t work LMAO
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This is the funniest shit I ever heard I need all the clankers to talk like this
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DELTARUNE tomorrow...
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A girl asked me out after Mass. I reported her to the Archbishop.
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Replying to @Y2K_DOTCOM
Link. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill You
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i’m gonna cry dude how do i make him not look like family guy
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first one of these to actually hit me where it hurts...FUCK...
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the minecraft movie trailers but only when jack black says something from the game verbatim
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throw that little shit on the grill #ASAP
Moo Deng has accurately predicted the US election 2024.
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the nitrous done turned his ass into Professor X
A Kentucky woman claims Kanye West telepathically told her to steal a car with a child inside, leading to her arrest 😳
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