Professional Digital Strategist. Amateur everything else.

Lincoln, NE
Joined March 2009
At risk of sounding too cool for a middle-aged man - @fullyloadedfest was an absolute vibe. 🤙🏼 The whole event was a blast from start to finish. Special shout-out to @ciphasounds for causing an old woman next to me whisper: “he sure knows how to get white people all riled up.”
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So great to see some of my favorites from memorable @funnyboneomaha shows all share the same stage.
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I’ve got 99 problems, but luckily, having an anthropomorphic spokesperson isn’t one.
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May your cup runneth over with the gratitude and blessings that you receive from brands today. #Thanksgiving
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“Oh hello, doctor. Why the long face?”
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*at a parent teacher conference* Me: “I love your Halloween decorations!” Teacher: “This is a biology lab. These are year-round skeletons.”
I made this @boniver vine 6 years ago: vine.co/v/5O0iMBgVa2V I was lucky enough to have a handful of my videos go viral, but this one meant a lot because of the amount of people who were introduced to their music. Tonight, I finally get to see them live in #LNK.
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Ah, the last day of holiday break. [comic by @HannahHillam]
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Interviewer: “Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?” Me: *recites lyrics to The Humpty Dance*
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The Braves won the World Series? I knew that I shouldn’t have thrown away my Braves shirt with Bugs Bunny and Taz dressed up like Kriss Kross.
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My Fall Plans The Delta Variant
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Extremely saddened to hear about the loss of Trevor. I only met him once, and he was as kind and cool as everyone is saying he was. My heart goes out to his family and friends.
Today is WKUK's 20th Anniversary. So we uploaded the only sketch of ours to be added to the Library of Congress. There are rumors that it was up for a Kennedy Center Honor in 2011 but was narrowly beaten out by a lifetime achievement award for Meryl Streep youtube.com/watch?v=7MMxqntY…
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“What are you looking forward to once you get the vaccine.”
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Trying to dust off my social skills after the last year and a half.
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Finished with the 2nd dose, and feelin’ good.
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I’m ready for fitness! ...
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