Writer. And stuff. Author of "Not Quite a Genius."
Joined June 2008
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I’m making a new podcast! The week of my 40th birthday, a stranger dropped a suitcase on my head and compressed my spine, so obviously I’m making a podcast about my recovery experience. Check it out!
open.spotify.com/show/033XAs…
I blogged:
Prepare for mayhem in Splitgate 2 ⭕
Play the 24-player, Multi-Team Portal Warfare mode in the PS5 Alpha on Feb 27: play.st/4hu7uqy
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Portals change everything. 🌀
Wishlist Splitgate 2 now. #TheGameAwards
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Five more days until the Alpha... 👀
Pass the time with issue #3 of the Splitgate digital comic.
Available now in the Splitgate 2 Companion App!
Wow wow come watch Splitgate 2 live on Twitch TODAY!!! I’m going to be on at some point talking my favorite subject: LORE.
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Last year, 8 Hollywood CEOs made nearly $800 million, yet pay for TV writers has fallen by 23 percent over the last 10 years. I stand with the nearly 12,000 @WGAWest writers on strike for a fair contract.
After my dentist appointment this morning, they told me for lunch to eat “soup, a smoothie, or a soft sandwich” and ever since I’ve been having fun thinking about what’s the softest sandwich
After I watch a show where an actor played an American and then I find out they were actually British doing an American accent I always feel like "okay, i knew you were acting, but i didn't know you were lying to me, too?"
Beautiful article on the legendary Mark Macy about what it means to endure, from @DaveHolmes and featuring the always inspirational @TravisMacy
apple.news/A9UuV6PCcQ3e5kxIw…
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in honor of Blink 182 reuniting, I wanted to bring back this gem from @natedern
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me: i wish i could go live in the woods
my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours
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“Uh oh, what’s gonna happen with thiiiiiiis?” (Picking up random objects at Chekhov’s house.)
Hey, I’m a dad now, so here’s some dad related humor I wrote for @newyorkerhumor :
“Your Baby’s Developmental Milestones, Weeks 1 to 4,173”
newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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According to the American Pediatric Association, at week 938, your baby will develop an appreciation for the post-grunge rock band Modest Mouse. If your baby shows a preference for later studio albums, please call your doctor immediately.
nyer.cm/wKhZRaa
Recommended @DarcyCarden related viewing:
- NOW: this interview with @sethmeyers and #JeffGoldblum
- THIS SUNDAY: Barry season finale on HBO
- SOON: A League Of Their Own on Amazon
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For @VICE, I went to the @offspring's studio and talked to Dexter Holland (who has a PhD in molecular biology) about his commencement address at USC's med school. And to solve the mystery: why do so many L.A. punks have PhDs?
vice.com/en/article/xgdnnk/h…
CONGRATS @questlove!!!
