I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m sleeping.

Nashville, TN
Joined November 2012
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🏈 Defensive Player of the Week | WK 4 🐶 Chris Cole, @GeorgiaFootball #SECFB | presented by Allstate
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the one and only 🤘 #HookEm
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The Real UT! 🤘🏻 @TexasFootball
🤖 Made with AI
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WAKE UP!!! IT'S GAMEDAY😤
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NEW: College GameDay is headed to Knoxville this weekend for Tennessee vs. Texas, @PeteNakos reports📍 on3.com/news/espn-college-ga…
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This is about to go platinum on CFB Twitter
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Wow!!! I've never had Texas BBQ. Greatest thing I've ever had.
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This guy.
Connecticut has pizza New York has bagels Maine has lobster What does Massachusetts have?
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Texas has the most ranked wins IN THE COUNTRY since joining the SEC. The Longhorns have the most home wins in the SEC over this timeframe as well. They have been DOMINANT since joining the conference.
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The Eyes of Texas after a historic victory at DKR Saturday evening. @ontexasfootball
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“100 degrees in the air and 100,000 in the stands”
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Almost time …. #HookEm
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Chad Tracy inheriting the 2026 Red Sox
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What 15 million bought you in 1803 vs what it buys you in 2026
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Mickey Gasper training to become the greatest hitter in baseball
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Every time Mickey Gasper walks up to the plate
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WAKE UP, IT'S GAMEDAY
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I can't begin to explain how hyped I'd get when Texas played this on the jumbotron before the team ran out
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