I have 53 races left; this account is now Snark City

“And his team celebrating!” Meanwhile on the 45 box:

Maybe I should complain more. Reddick passed him right as I hit send

Yall are really just gonna give this race to Briscoe, huh, drivers?

Does anyone at Hendrick know what a car is??

Just turned the race in for Alex to be a lap down. I should just turn this off 🙄

The only one of my teams that didn’t disappoint me this weekend is the Lions… … which is such an odd fucking sentence to say

Not to be a Hater™️, but that 19 paint scheme is so ugly. The car looks like the packaging on a loaf of bread

Damn. I just woke up from a nap and Alex is already out??

Dale Jr being a Libra makes total sense, actually

“Look at the Hendrick teammates in the mid-teens!” Meanwhile, Bowman in 3rd:

Stage points Bowman!! 🤩🤩

Took Bama Dog out on the town, and now he’s gonna be in the Washington Post 😂

Just saw an Alex Bowman TikTok edit to a Dance Gavin Dance song I honestly cannot think of a time something was more tailored towards me

Yall remember when Alex was sponsored by a canned tequila soda in like 2022? I cracked open one of my two left, and I think that’s helping him today

Alex’s pit crew just wants to see him pass all the cars he statistically should have passed all season!! They’re just giving him a chance to boost his numbers!! 🤗🙃

“They like that (Hocevar) is aloof” Aloof is one of the last words I would use to describe Carson Hocevar, Steve