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This is the #MumbaiMakeover we need.
#FixItBMC
Phool aur Kaante retweeted
No govt has survived sending forces into a Gurdwara. Modi's time has come.
This is absolutely unacceptable! The police have reached Gurdwara Bangla Sahib to detain young people who gathered to protest against vote chori and demand accountability from Gyanesh Kumar.
Has the Modi government and the police forgotten even the sanctity and dignity of our Gurdwaras? What crime have these young people committed? Has the police ever shown the same urgency in tackling other crimes? And now, they are going all out against young people exercising their right to protest peacefully against an issue that is not a crime.
Phool aur Kaante retweeted
I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.
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not to throw shade at anyone but you guys should’ve stood with us during the CAA protests, when jamia students were brutally attacked, during the lynchings, when Umar and Sharjeel were targeted by an oppressive crackdown, during Kashmir, and every time muslims were dehumanised
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Not to victim blame but that's why you should have supported Muslims when they were fighting against caa NRC
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When Indian Muslims were being killed in streets during CAA protests, I wish you all had listened to our warnings against this govt. But koi baat naheen, we're all in this together now. But don't forget: when it comes to protesting this govt, Indian Muslims ran so you could walk.
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The Periodic Table Symbol for lead is 'Pb,' which comes from the Latin 'plumbum,' meaning "lead."
Early pipes were made of lead, so people who worked with pipes became 'plumbers.'
Creating a slow space online for the Indian zeitgeist. We are open for submissions: forms.gle/EAruWoDM1uUSDQrP8
Phool aur Kaante retweeted
I have heard @narendramodi calling @RahulGandhi a "hybrid" calf after mocking Sonia Gandhi as an imported Jersey Cow.
Also, when he was the Chief Minister of Gujarat, he routinely scoffed Muslims with a Tum Paanch, Tumhare Pacchis jibe.
In the past, have also heard him say,his exact words: "me 20 loko no puchyu koi Soniyaben ne clerk ni nokri no aape ane Rahul patawala ni. Aaawa loko ne aapne appdo desh apaay? (asked 20 people. Nobody wanted to make Soniaben even a clerk and Rahul a peon; can we entrust our country to such (unqualified) people?).
Those currently demonising "Cockroaches" or Congress or others; where were you during the "Election Commissioner James Lyngdoh meets Sonia Gandhi in Church or when @ShashiTharoor's 50 crore girl friend and other derogatory remarks were made? Or recently when @girirajsinghbjp put up images of a young woman and her son with Rahul Gandhi?
For some people, whatever #BJP does is nationalism and when others do it, it is character assassination!
@Cockroachbackk @CJP_for_India
@Cockroachisback @INCIndia @Yadavakhilesh
Phool aur Kaante retweeted
i said this once but this type of thinness is being normalised on purpose ever since the gen0cid ein gaza
Phool aur Kaante retweeted
Just read a headline that said Italy’s parmigiano reggiano industry as at risk because they can’t keep the cheese warehouses cool enough due to rising temperatures and it’s just like on top of everything else yOU MEAN TO TELL ME IM GOING TO LOSE THE SIMPLE JOY OF PARMESEAN CHEESE JUST BECAUSE YALL WOULDNT STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY ASS AI FLYERS
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A generation of “let’s build an app for this” has led to this. Digital India has been unfortunately not been inclusive.
So many times I’ve had to ask founders, “Why?”
“I beg you sir, I will touch your feet and pray….please give me two bags of urea.
I don’t have sons, I don’t know how to do it.
Please give me one bag at least sir”!!!
The wailing man is a farmer from Rangampet, Kolcharam Mandal, Medak District, Telangana.
He is begging the PACS staff to help him with urea.
Ever since the Telangana Congress government moved the fertilizer booking process to a Mobile App, many are struggling.
First, you need a smartphone to do it and the internet connectivity for the same.
Plus, you need to learn how to do it.
Most people this age only know how to use mobiles for calls…and some high-strung Babu, from the comfort of his AC chamber thought “urea booking App”, is the smartest way!!!
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Imagine voting for a PM who doesn’t give two fvcks about your vehicles, education, or basic infrastructure, and is only focused on religion politics and foreign trips while failing at that too.
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