Microsoft Security | Check Point MVP | Risk Wrangler | Leader of an amazing team. Still addicted to getting hands-on with tech.

Namibia
Joined December 2010
Bucket List item
In Italy, one of the hobbies for older men is “Umarell”. Retired men who enjoy watching construction sites while giving unsolicited advice
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My suspicion that peer reviewed studies are just shitposting for academics is confirmed. Don't ask.
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Round about the same time a little company called SSL changed my outcomes forever. Stay invested kids...
Who remembers March 12, 2020? Six years ago today.
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Thank whichever deity that the value of your net worth allows you to rebuild quickly. If at first you don't succeed eh...
I’m a 24 year old trader and have lost the majority of my net worth 8 times over. Give me some advice, not the generic “take profits” stuff either.
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You can try and Dunning-Kruger it as much as you like - but in the end this is a very simple truth (for me at least).
When Kobe Bryant said his insane level of confidence came from knowing he’d done all he could to prepare, it taught me that anytime I’m nervous it means I didn’t prepare enough.
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You just know markets are tough when peeps start whipping out the 100 year charts...
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House MD, but with computers.
Today at work there was a 11hr outage bridge call over a small but important area of the Windows network having application errors. Not debilitating but would be eventually. Here is how I helped solve it after being asked to take a look, and how I approach problems like this. 🧵
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Funny thing about overnight success is that it takes years of hard work and persistance.
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Nothing like taking one's own advice😉
Set your status to "Be right back" and have a snack, friend.
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And here I am, sat in my living room, millions of miles away, watching it on my phone. What a time to be alive.
Mars!!! 128 million miles away. Listen to the sounds.
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This video is made of images from the Curiosity rover, which does not have microphones on board to record sound. The sound was added in artificially afterward. Video from the same images from the NASA JPL YouTube Channel: youtube.com/watch?v=0fva2p…
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Oh no. I bought one when I started working. I'm not old...Am I? 🤯
Front page Reddit post today: “I found my dad’s PlayStation from when he was a kid.”
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Index resilience through diversification is a remarkable thing...
Current drawdowns from the highs: Tesla -73% Facebook -69% Amazon -55% Netflix -58% Nvidia -57% Looking just at these numbers it's surprising the S&P 500 is only down 19%
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Some invaluable time saving tips for the AD Admins out there. I'll add one more - make everyone Domain Admin - that way bad guys will think it's a honeypot and stop right there👍
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As one does...
You need to be norteño maxing. You need to be cement-leveling and doing push ups. You need to be wearing jeans, boots, cowboy hat, sporting a mustache, and having a post-workout cerveza for the gains.
Haven't cringed this hard in a long time. Don't know what grates more on LinkedIn - the incessant humble bragging or these founder/influencer douchebags.
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Hi @EasyEquities. Just checking in whether your "client engagement champion" Steven is OK. He's not responded on a support ticket (my withdrawals being frozen) for two weeks despite 4 e-mails from me. Genuinely worried, because surely your customer support can't be this bad?
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...sy beursie😂😂😂
A while ago I was reading Afrikaans erotica novels (for work). One of the lines that I will always remember remains: “Toe vat hy sy hand na die plek waar dit saak maak.” 🤣🤣🙈🙈
Just heard someone who tends to over-embellish and over-dramatize described as "the human embodiment of a YouTube thumbnail"😂😂😂
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Cheeky bit of marketing😂👌
We're not an airline but we do fly planes #Djokovic