Author/Comedian. From NYC. Live in Florida. Published 5 books. Performed standup in 7 countries. Appeared in TV show 'Hunters' and in movie 'Tango Shalom.'

Palm Coast, Florida
Joined April 2012
Great news! My story collection 'The Book of Outcasts' is now avail. on Amazon. 14 stories. Sci-fi. Metafiction. Transgressive fiction. Humor. Check it out! amazon.com/dp/B0DT7F22CB?…
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Bathroom Grafitti Connections! Don't call the number on bathroom stall! #jokes #floridacomedy #funnyreels #standupcomedy #bathroom
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Used to work in education. Saw this too. It's apparently just getting worse. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
No matter how bad you think it is, it is worse. Far worse. xitter.cf/PhilipReichert/status/…
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As a Muslim Arab, I am disgusted and heartbroken by what I saw across Western cities on October 7, 2026: people celebrating the October 7, 2023 massacre. Glorifying the murder, rape, and kidnapping of civilians is morally bankrupt, inhumane, and a disgrace to humanity. This wasn’t an ISIS or Al-Qaeda camp. This was in Western cities: people openly celebrating a massacre carried out by the filthy Muslim Brotherhood terrorists of Hamas against Jewish children, women, and civilians from all around the world in Israel. Utterly shameful. How did we reach a point where this needs to be explained? An eight-month-old baby was kidnapped. Women were raped. Children were murdered. Families were slaughtered. Human beings were dragged from their homes. No cause justifies this. No country justifies this. No grievance justifies this. Nothing justifies raping a woman. Nothing justifies kidnapping a baby. Nothing justifies murdering innocent people. And to see people in Western cities celebrating, glorifying, excusing, romanticising, or sanitising this horror in the name of “democracy” and “freedom of speech” is beyond disgusting. It is morally bankrupt. Shameful. Depraved. Inhumane. Heartless. Indefensible. What breaks my heart most is that we are even having this conversation. When did rape require a political explanation? When did kidnapping babies become something to celebrate? When did massacring Jews become something people could cheer for in the streets and still pretend they were standing for humanity? There is nothing progressive about celebrating barbarity. There is nothing courageous about glorifying terrorism. There is nothing democratic about cheering a massacre. This is not humanity. This is a moral disgrace. And the fact that anyone can celebrate such suffering should make every decent human being, Muslim, Christian, Jewish, or otherwise, feel both heartbroken and furious.
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This Beheading is brought to you by Nike. Nike: Just Do It! You're In Good Hands With All State. All State: The Number One Name In Public Executions! Btw, imagine they livestreamed the crucifixion? Totally awesome! Buy the crucifixion and get the resurrection free! (2/2)
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A livestream execution seems kinda cool to me. My only thing is they should probably do it through Pay-Per-View, since giving it away for free seems UnAmerican. They should also prob. do corporate sponsorships and stuff like that. (1/2)
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😎📖Matt Nagin 🤡⚡️ retweeted
Not getting the covid vaccine is up there with the best decisions I have ever made.
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Watch this!!
Why aren’t school children taught about slavery in the Ottoman empire? Is it because millions of their slaves were Europeans? Or is it because it was the British, the United States, and Europeans that were the ones that stopped it?
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😎📖Matt Nagin 🤡⚡️ retweeted
Check out this awesome new show. I play an irresponsible pothead. 😎 youtube.com/watch?v=vaAcApWY… #brooklynvans #tvshow #newshow #naginplease #movers #movingvans
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A real hero!
The State of Israel’s hero of the day is the Indian pilot, Capt. Smit Machchhar, whose remarkable resourcefulness enabled him to unlock the cockpit door and allow the Israeli lions to sink their teeth into the cowardly hyena who nearly killed 200 innocent people! Captain Machchhar, the State of Israel owes you a tremendous debt of gratitude. When the next Knesset convenes, I will submit a bill to name a lounge at Ben Gurion Airport in your honor! I would also like to wish you a full and speedy recovery, and extend my best wishes to your family and your wonderful parents, who taught you that saving human life is the highest value. Tonight, the State of Israel salutes you, Captain Machchhar. 🫡🇮🇱
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😎📖Matt Nagin 🤡⚡️ retweeted
The State of Israel’s hero of the day is the Indian pilot, Capt. Smit Machchhar, whose remarkable resourcefulness enabled him to unlock the cockpit door and allow the Israeli lions to sink their teeth into the cowardly hyena who nearly killed 200 innocent people! Captain Machchhar, the State of Israel owes you a tremendous debt of gratitude. When the next Knesset convenes, I will submit a bill to name a lounge at Ben Gurion Airport in your honor! I would also like to wish you a full and speedy recovery, and extend my best wishes to your family and your wonderful parents, who taught you that saving human life is the highest value. Tonight, the State of Israel salutes you, Captain Machchhar. 🫡🇮🇱
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😎📖Matt Nagin 🤡⚡️ retweeted
Terrorists just committed a 9/11 style hijacking on a Dubai Flight from israel. IRGC terrorists is what is reported. This is insane.
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Quick joke about Alabama. It was actually an awesome spot to live. And the sheep were some of my best friends! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #sheep #rednecks #funnyreels #standupcomedy
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Amen! Pull the plug!
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt drops a chilling warning on AI's future "Within 5 years, AI could handle infinite context, chain-of-thought reasoning for 1000-step solutions, and millions of agents working together. Eventually, they'll develop their own language... and we won't understand what they're doing." His final words: "Pull the plug." This is the man who ran Google talking about the singularity.
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