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when atsumu thought an haunted house was a cute date idea until kiyoomi held his arm so tightly with his Gorilla Glue Grip™️ G^3 that he cut its circulation and wow his arm has been numb for the past 56 minutes now
omi: clears throat Mb
aru retweeted
happy halloween!👻🎃
#sakuatsu #ResidentEvil
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kiyoomi: guys that water bottle stopped clicking it’s not sterile anymore
hinata: holy shit omi u just fucking saved us
bokuto: what would we do without u omi-san like genuinely.
atsumu who just booked a restaurant reservation and a whole itinerary for them: cool
apocalypse au sakuatsu where kiyoomi wipes the brains off atsumus face after shooting a zombie down and atsumu goes this isnt what i had in mind when i said i wanted head
Atsumu: i’m sick of chinese food can we eat something else tn
Omi: remember when u were supposed to be my plus one to my sister's wedding but ghosted me a week before the date
Atsumu: mmmm lo mein with my cute bf sounds sooooo good ur soooo beautiful
































