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“Go shit yourself”

Your ass
Joined March 2012
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BOYCOTT chatgpt, use Wikipedia! We would rather be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE
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RIP. Let’s remember that techno was invented in Detroit by black kids, not in Berlin.
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I’m an organ donor and I’ve personally met several recipients of my brother’s organs and some of their family members. I encourage everyone to make sure they’re signed up for tissue and organ donation ❤️
Replying to @life0fStacy13
I love your posts and am so grateful I get to see them bc you were a recipient! We donated all of my brothers organs and tissues that were salvageable and tbh I think it’s a huge blessing to know that these were not only beneficial but lifesaving to a number of people, several of whom I’ve met
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Major Naezer retweeted
My Chemical Romance earns their first #1 album on the Billboard 200 chart, breaking the record for longest wait to reach #1 in history. (~20 years)
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Major Naezer retweeted
I hate DC gay Halloween. Like what do you mean there are two of Kristi Noem’s husband?
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Major Naezer retweeted
the concept of tracy morgan doing an elizabeth holmes impression is funny enough for me to laugh all on my owjnn
Daniel Radcliffe and Tracy Morgan recreate the scene between Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for ‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.’
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Major Naezer retweeted
A 2007 clip of Abdul El-Sayed delivering the commencement speech at the University of Michigan is going viral. "Like any true Michigan man, I'm always eager to spread the good word about Michigan."
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Major Naezer retweeted
Heidi Klum’s Halloween costumes over the years. 👻
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Major Naezer retweeted
I ask Rep. Haley Stevens, how can you support a candidate who stands in direct opposition to what you stand for? “Nothing is perfect,” Stevens says before a heckler yells, “Stevens is a traitor,” which ended the press scrum.
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Major Naezer retweeted
what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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what's upsetting me is how fantastic his legs and décolletage look here
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"It can't be real, it's gotta be AI. It can't be real, it's gotta be AI". It's real
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🚨YES: Abdul El-Sayed just shut down distractions and says he is focused on what matters: “I have been clear about what our responsibilities are. So rather than focus on a distraction about who said what to whom, where they went, I've been consistent. I want to get money out of politics. I want to put money back in pockets. I want Medicare for all. I wanna take on the heinous price of gas, the ridiculous price of groceries, the fact that people in the richest, most powerful country in the world cannot see a doctor, the notion that we should continue to breathe unclean air or unclean water. That has been the focus of this campaign since April of twenty twenty-five when we kicked it off. It's what we said in rooms across the state, seven hundred public events, a hundred and twenty different cities now.
What a perfect answer! EL-SAYED: At the end of the day, I actually don't think about Haley Stevens. See what I'm saying? I think about the 9,999,998 people who are not those two. Because you know what? I'm just less interested in the politics of it all than I am in the policy of it all. If you're somebody who believes that we ought to have more rights, not less, then I would think you would support me in this race. If you are somebody who believes that we should stand up to hate, and you have watched this last campaign, I think we probably would not want to support Mike Rogers and Donald Trump and JD Vance.
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Major Naezer retweeted
Claude gonna start snitching on Tuesday. Anthropic just emailed customers. Starting Nov 3, text carries an invisible watermark. You can't see it. It survives copy and paste, and it can survive some editing. Only regulators, journalists, fact-checkers and researchers can check for it right now. It doesn't say who you are. It says Claude touched the words. Even a quick proofread counts. If your brand voice runs on Claude, write like someone might check. Because now someone can.
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I fully believe this even if there is no true science behind it.
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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Major Naezer retweeted
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the education connection girl? 💀
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I’m just a girl, standing in front of boy, asking him for my mail and cable box back.
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wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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Zendaya as Halle Berry’s iconic 2000 ‘X-Men’ premiere look for Halloween.
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the level of commitment laying on the steps 😭🤣😭🔥🔥🔥🔥 Happy Halloween 🎃👻
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