he/him | kink writer on ao3 | my grimy hands make things fat | 18+ no minors please | 24 | pfp : @whyd0id0whatid0
fat boy heaven / horny jail
Joined June 2019
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🌾 live that unexamined life 🌾
adrian (male farmer) / alex
When life gives you a farm, it’s difficult to say no. So, why not enjoy it and everything it brings?
archiveofourown.org/works/74…
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you take his makeup off and realize. oh yeah this guy is 19. puppies and kittens and teddy bears and ice cream
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The thought of Severian actually having a sweet tooth but being forced to drink incredibly bitter coffee out of necessity...
The gap moe is too strong...
Airspace Patrol Routine Investigation Records | The Beckford Street Anomaly
"Ehn nu, ne-nah ehn. (You see this? These folks out here are rocking all kinds of wild outfits again.)"
"Eh nu neh, ne nah ehn-neh... (Strange... Why do humans always seem to collectively glitch out around this period?)"
"Ehn na, ehn nu... Eh ne nah? Neh nu?! (Wait, that thing that just ran by... wasn't that a super dangerous Ethereal?! Why do I have this sudden urge to salute it?!)"
fatass was planning to eat it all himself
"Trick or treat! So, Lohen, which one do you pick: yummy candy or a Jumpty Dumpty?"
"... Here's your candy."
"Yay! Mission accomplished!"
#GenshinImpact #Lohen #Klee
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practice with low-hanging bellies based on chars sent to me [pt. 1]
#maleweightgain #gainerart
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Idk i just feel like when ao3 is back up I need everybody to be heaps more graceful towards fic writers because if two weeks without their works is painful then maybe we shouldn't be discoursing weekly about how much you think they suck at writing.
