We all have problems... Some are just funnier than others. RT me #NativeGuyProblems

Mother Earth
Joined January 2011
Holay.... guess who was FINALLY able to recover their password.
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#NativeGuyProblems After being slapped by so many snags throughout life, I think I'm ready to join Power Slap League.
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#NativeGuyProblems Edibles are like native women... fun at first, then they hit you.
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#NativeGuyProblems All these political texts I've been getting have the old lady thinking I'm cheating. #whosenumberisthat
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#NativeGuyProblems Your donut has become your permanent tire.
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#NativeGuyProblems I gave her tequila thinking it would make her freaky. She beat me up instead.
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#NativeGuyProblems In the dog house AGAIN. This time it's because my lady got lip injections and I said it looks like she's pointing at everything. (Which it does.) #iSaidWhatiSaid
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#NativeGuyProblems You think you're all bad just because all 4 of your tires match.
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#NativeGuyProblems My forehead is shinier than my dress shoes.
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#NativeGuyProblems Was really looking forward to buying a spam breakfast burrito on the way to work but the rez vendors must've slept in.
#NativeGuyProblems I asked grandma if I could borrow the car to go see babe, she said, "Use the horse, I'm going to bingo."
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#NativeGuyProblems The auntie you've been DMing daily posts a pic and she's 6 months preggers. 😢💔🤦‍♂️
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