
We all have problems... Some are just funnier than others. RT me #NativeGuyProblems
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After being slapped by so many snags throughout life, I think I'm ready to join Power Slap League.
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Edibles are like native women... fun at first, then they hit you.
Look at you, with those baggy pantses. #lah #shotsfired #wheresthebeef #thicc #NativeGuyProblems instagram.com/p/Cmb6hrpJ_yg/…
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All these political texts I've been getting have the old lady thinking I'm cheating.
#whosenumberisthat
Found the perfect costume for your Non-native gf. Alcohol sold separately. #letmeseeyourteeth #imshy #NativeGuyProblems #halloween #fireballnotincluded instagram.com/p/CkJpRTjSzGy/…
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Your donut has become your permanent tire.
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I gave her tequila thinking it would make her freaky. She beat me up instead.
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In the dog house AGAIN. This time it's because my lady got lip injections and I said it looks like she's pointing at everything. (Which it does.) #iSaidWhatiSaid
You're always up in the all the aunties' DMs. #NativeGuyProblems #NDNpickuplines #JustDeadly instagram.com/p/CiyRKyqPfmS/…
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You think you're all bad just because all 4 of your tires match.
Just nod your head, hopefully it was a yes or no question. 🤣 #NativeGuyProblems instagram.com/p/Ch-pkOCvssx/…
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My forehead is shinier than my dress shoes.
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Was really looking forward to buying a spam breakfast burrito on the way to work but the rez vendors must've slept in.
#NativeGuyProblems I asked grandma if I could borrow the car to go see babe, she said, "Use the horse, I'm going to bingo."
#NativeGuyProblems The auntie you've been DMing daily posts a pic and she's 6 months preggers. 😢💔🤦♂️
