Jack of all trades, master of none. Chelsea FC. Football. Finance. @JorginhoFC_

Mumbai, India
Joined January 2013
UNC
Practice always makes perfect.
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Appointment kyu deta hai toh lavde
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How Indian Pilots be moving lately
A flight from Indian airline IndiGo got struck by lightning mid-air, causing severe damage to the plane's nose. However, not only did they land at their destination safely, they got there 8 minutes early despite the turbulence.
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Starlink in India would enable high-speed, affordable Internet connectivity for those who can’t afford current prices or who don’t have a connection at all!
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All I’ve heard is praise for 7eleven. Should’ve partnered w better guys.
Reliance Retail and @7eleven are ending their five-year franchise partnership in India, with most of their nearly 60 stores set to shut after struggling to achieve profitability. The 7-India Convenience Retail venture reported around ₹92 crore in revenue and a ₹90-crore net loss in FY26. The exit highlights the growing pressure on organised convenience retail from kiranas and quick-commerce platforms, which continue to serve consumers' immediate shopping needs with lower operating costs and faster delivery. #RelianceRetail #7Eleven #Retail #QuickCommerce #Kirana #Ecommerce
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JUST WATCH THIS GOAL BY THAAPPAA! 🇮🇳 We have scored against URUGUAY!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 nitter.cf/DavidRespaldo2/status/…
INDIA SCORES THE GOOOOOOOOOAL! 🇮🇳 India 1-1 Uruguay 🇺🇾
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How long will caffeine support irregular sleep, high stress, high cortisol and no physical activity?
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cortisol through the roof
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hmm
Blackstone-backed ASK Investment Managers to acquire SageOne; Samit Vartak to lead equity business The deal will bring together more than Rs 85,000 crore in assets under management, with Blackstone remaining the majority shareholder. Read More: moneycontrol.com/news/busine…
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The BMC has proposed major repairs to two flyovers along Mumbai's Western Express Highway, raising the possibility of traffic disruptions. The project, estimated at ₹46.05 crore, covers the Jogeshwari South road overbridge and the MTNL flyover in Goregaon. The work also includes installing noise barriers. ✍🏻: Eeshanpriya MS Read more: mid-day.com/amp/mumbai/mumba…
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Why do these runners want “loud support and cheer” while running a marathon? Tere baap ke kya lagte hai woh? Bhaagna hai bhaag, rona dhona kya hai ispe
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Don’t make the wrong choice
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Acche khaase shirt ki maa chod di bhadve
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This is tougher than what i thought
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Why did Musiala drop down like that lol
Why tf did EA sports give musiala a fainting animation in his FC27 pack reveal💀
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Immediately this and Aguero’s kick come to mind
Silly Phil, should’ve worn a red shirt
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my spine is my why
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US Open is smelling less like a Grand Slam and more like a sewage plant. Fans at Arthur Ashe Stadium have complained about a strong sewage/human-waste smell, while another match was disrupted after Aryna Sabalenka noticed a cannabis smell. Yet somehow, the world’s favourite lecture circuit still loves lecturing others about “standards.” Fix your own backyard first.
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