Crypto Risk and Sanctions Analyst- Revolut | Ex-amazon
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Fitcryptoguy retweeted
people need to status max so much more
high status people saying "chasing status is bad" is such an effective way of keeping everyone below them
literally the only reason why you care about a person you have not met is because they've done something publicly approved
rant:
Fitcryptoguy retweeted
I wrote code. Now I face 45 years in prison because others misused it.
Code that no one controls. Code that no one can change or shut down.
Yet somehow, I’m being held responsible for what others chose to do with it.
I feel like the whole BoA money laundering thing should be talked about, but what's left to say?
I spent a year in prison for not filling out a form around selling Bitcoin and got in trouble because someone two degrees separate from me allegedly used it to launder funds. The amount in question was around $30k.
BoA launders $5b and has to give one fifth of it back to the government. No jail for anyone.
This is America.
Fitcryptoguy retweeted
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Fitcryptoguy retweeted
the death of luxury goods is replaced by being hot and attending in real life events. both are impossible to larp
Sexy is the most obvious signal of wealth and prestige. especially in 2026. if you're so rich why do you look like shit? this is extremely achievable by spending (now more than ever) and by physical effort which should be easy if you're so rich.
Notice how men don't flex watches/shoes/cars like they used to. Instead their Peptide stack, aura ring and bib from third place at Hyrox Miami. way cooler. Also that watch might be fake and you're 20% body fat
Sexy combines flawlessly with in real life events. they are forever scarce and increasingly in demand. mostly because nobody else can go. there is infante content to consume on the internet but a finite amount of things to do in real life. You are obviously rich because you are sitting courtside at the NBA finals. Are at the world cup. In Monaco for F1 etc. Really difficult to fake
Being hot AND attending real life events have a beautiful throughline. when together almost unfakeable
over is flaunting LV bags. They sell for $60/ea on canal. Infante supply. look the exact same as the real ones. Walk down any street in NYC right now and you'll see an uncountable amount. Are they real? who knows or cares. looks tacky. Too easy to fake. I don't even want to know. Don't believe me? look what happened to sneakers. cringe
Being fucking jacked and having access you don't is in
Threadguy says being hot IRL is the new status symbol in 2026
"The new status symbol is being hot and going to hyped IRL events. The rich tech guys replaced luxury watches with Whoops, Oura Rings, and going to run clubs. Look at how healthy I am, that's the new symbol."
"You can fake being hot on IG, but you can't fake being hot in person. The new Tiffany ring is an Oura Ring, the new LV bag is Pilates. The new Ferrari is having abs."
"Being hot was out for like 5 years. Girls were talking about dad bods, Victoria's Secret went to plus sized runways. It was the era of Lizzo. Being hot was a sin for a while."
Fitcryptoguy retweeted
JUST IN: U.S. announces sanctions on Iran’s biggest cryptocurrency exchange, Nobitex.
Fitcryptoguy retweeted
RWA open interest on Hyperliquid reached a new ATH of $3B
HIP-3 has set a new OI record every month since its launch in October 2025
Fitcryptoguy retweeted
The British government sanctioned crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun’s global crypto exchange HTX on suspicion of supporting the Russian government. The billionaire until recently was a key backer of the Trump family’s cryptocurrency businesses. on.wsj.com/43v0QLd
lmao
🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!
The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..
It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..
Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..
Every single firm said yes..
Here's what they recorded..
Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..
When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..
$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..
MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..
"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..
He said that on a recorded FBI video call..
CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..
ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..
All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..
And the clients were even worse..
Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..
$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..
One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..
Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..
When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..
But here's the part that broke my brain..
Real people bought NexFundAI..
The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..
When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..
The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..
And it gets worse..
Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..
Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..
Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..
IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..
The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..
The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..
And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.
Fitcryptoguy retweeted
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@TheAlanAragon on the @hubermanlab podcast
Hyperliquid
Have gotten 4 different calls today from funds who are watching CBRS trade on @tradexyz for price discovery, pretty surreal
Fitcryptoguy retweeted
USDC is becoming the standard across crypto markets.
Coinbase is deploying USDC on @HyperliquidX to help grow the ecosystem and scale how capital moves.
Hyperliquid.
Today we’re expanding our support for @HyperliquidX by becoming the platform’s official treasury deployer of USDC.
Onchain markets operate 24/7 and require collateral that is always available, instantly transferable, and deeply liquid - USDC delivers exactly that.
Alongside this, we’ve also significantly increased our position of staked HYPE.
