@mxssbird

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Joined February 2011
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there should be a slide at broadway junction
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Val@valfrogvalOct 15
i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"
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rachel@rachelmillmanOct 13
Hello, and thank you for getting in touch. The window for “Che Diaz will be joining the cast of Girls” jokes has now closed, and was pretty much done 45 minutes after the announcement. We are now in the enforcement zone. Please do not force a citation. - management
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i remember when they first invented hydraulic press videos. i was always SATISFIED !!!!
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AI could never decide to learn a new keystroke at 2 am
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sapotiago@sapotiadoSep 27
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normal person@TrollacoasterSep 25
going no contact with my boss for my mental health
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miss nipple would u kindly gag it for us?
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Pamzie@justttpamSep 20
Just like that the weekend is over
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Giliann@gilpost1ngSep 19
What people forget about this scene is that it worked
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Liv@fixyourheartsorSep 19
Okay. I am actually really mad that everyone acted like they didn't like this album and then I still couldn't get tickets.
agate@applefeatagateSep 19
when every angel pretended to get this song so we wouldn't get dragged by other artists
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this is going to ruin the tour
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Choptimus Prime@mikesmicYTSep 15
The spirit of Olivia was felt omg…
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@21metgalaSep 15
zendaya and tom holland at the 78th emmy awards.
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ModernGurlz@ModernGurlzzSep 14
fun fact: this dress is made out of soufflé mesh, a sheer fabric that was so flammable it was eventually banned 🔥 for years mackie lamented its disappearance because nothing else could compare 💔
Versace Hottie@evilrashidaSep 14
This is my favorite Bob Mackie look of all time like look at the way it moves 😍
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ًً@earthsvery0wnSep 14
smoked the weed that makes you eat an entire bag of garden salsa sun chips
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crashy@straightbaitorSep 13
13 year old niece asked me today if I know the song Ponyboy by SOPHIE
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i think ppl took 9/11 more seriously this year bc we've experienced more smoke in the air firsthand
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Florian@clubdiscochartsSep 9
It’s actually frightening how amazing this is
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@gagadailySep 8
10 years ago today, Lady Gaga released “Perfect Illusion.” The song was written and produced by Gaga, Tame Impala’s Kevin Parker, Mark Ronson, and BloodPop, and served as the lead single from Joanne.
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🂱@laylologySep 2
Any woman who sniffs poppers in the club is automatically part of the Oracle of Delphi's storied lineage
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Sammy@samfz7Sep 1
He want brand new chanels
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JIMMY CHOCOLATE🪡🪉@weaverfuckAug 30
my sex drive is high but unfortunately hopelessly outclassed next to my desire-to-do-bits drive
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