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Sen Portekiz’e teşekkür etsen de Portekiz sana teşekkür etmiyor oğluşum. 2004 EURO finalinde sahadaki en kötü rating’li oyuncu olduğun için turnuva öncesi 150’ye 1 oran verdikleri Yunanistan gözlerinin önünde Avrupa şampiyonu oldu. Koca turnuvayı iki golle tamamladın. 2006 Dünya Kupası’nda Dünya üçüncüsü olmuş takımın kanadı olarak sadece penaltıdan bir gol atmayı becerebilmiş ilk ve tek orospu çocuğu olma rekorunu kırarak bütün dünyanın takdirini kazandın. 2008 EURO’da öyle bir sıçtın ki grubun son maçı yedeğe çekildin, son 16’da medya basın lobini kullanarak ile zorla kendini yine sahaya sürdürttün, o maç Almanya’ya karşı çektiğin 7 şutun 1’inde bile kaleyi isabet ettiremediğin için sahanın en düşük rating’li oyuncusu olarak elendin. Bu turnuvayı da bir golle tamamladın. 2010 Dünya Kupası’nı yine ve yine bir golle tamamladın, o gol de 7-0’lık Kuzey Kore grup maçında geldi. Kalan bütün turnuvayı ghostlayıp son 16’da elendin. 2012 EURO’da yarı finalde İspanya karşısında “maçı kazanan penaltıyı ben atmış olayım, kameralar beni çeksin” megalomanlığın yüzünden kolundaki pazubandından utanmadın ve saklandın, takım arkadaşlarını tutup tutup penaltı noktasına fırlattın. Allah o katran bağlamış, damarlarından bok akan kalbinin cezasını yine kesti; sen penaltıyı vuramadan takım arkadaşların heyecandan tek tek kaçırdı ve elendin. 2014 Dünya Kupası’nı yine ve yine ve yine bir golle tamamladın, yine kalan bütün turnuvayı ghostladın ama bu sefer son 16’yı da göremedin, grup aşamasında elendin. 2016 EURO’da skora etki ettiğin iki tane maç vardı, kalan beş maçı da sahadan ya da kulübeden izleyerek sana rağmen oynayan takımının ekmeğini yedin. Finalde ponpon kız gibi elin götün oynuyor diye takımın az daha gol yiyordu, Santos sağlamından ayarı verince enik gibi kulübene döndün ve susup oturdun. 2018 Dünya Kupası’nda kalesinde Muslera, 6’sında Torreira olan; boy ortalaması 167 olan Uruguay’a elendin. Bu sefer 6 şutun 1’inde bile kaleyi isabet ettiremediğin için (7 değil, gelişme var) yine sahanın en düşük rating’li oyuncusu olarak elendin. 2021 EURO’da grup aşamalarında üç penaltı golüyle bu alanda rekor kırarak tarihe geçtin, son 16’da Belçika’ya elenince tarih de sana geçirdi. 2022 Dünya Kupası’nı da yine, yeni, yeniden, tekrar bir gol ile tamamladın. İlk grup maçında Gana’ya attığın penaltı golü sonrası bütün turnuvayı yine ghostlayıp çeyrek finalde Fas’a elendin. Nesyri kafayı koyunca domuz yavrusu gibi ağlaya ağlaya kulübeye kaçtın. 2024 EURO’da gol atamamana rağmen her maç çıkıp arsız gibi 90 dakika oynadın, süre bulmak isteyen arkadaşlarınla kavga ettin, takım arkadaşlarından taraftarlarına kadar herkesin sevgisini yitirdin. 2026 Dünya Kupası’nda 5-0’lık Özbekistan maçında gol atınca “geri döndüm” dedin, son 16’da İspanya gelip gerçekten de ananın amına geri döndürdü. Takım arkadaşlarının, taraftarlarının sevgisi gibi saygısını da yitirdin. Portekiz taymında her maç günü #RonaldoOut hashtag’i açıldı. KARAKTERSİZ BİR YAVŞAK, ONURSUZ BİR GAVAT, GURURSUZ BİR KÖPEK, HAYASIZ BİR DÖNME OLDUĞUN İÇİN BİR ÖMÜR BOYUNCA BU KUPANIN HAYALİYLE UYUYACAKSIN.
Cristiano Ronaldo, milli takım kariyerini noktaladığını açıkladı.
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La fin de l'ère du goat et son rival le Mario Jardel moderne
LA FIN D'UNE ÈRE... 🇵🇹🇦🇷 Merci Cristiano, merci Leo ❤️
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L’enchaînement de stinker sur Stinker en CDM et les hatewatchs de la CDM 2022 X Euro 2024 X CDM 2026 Cristiano merci 🫡
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Ce que Rapelite a fait pour mon adolescence
Super intéressant cet échange entre Kerch et Dosseh sur le supposé rôle social, militant ou divertissant que peut avoir un artiste. “Parfois j’m'interroge sur mon rôle, est-ce militer, conscientiser ou bien m'contenter d'mes royalties, en faisant dans le divertissement ?”
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la fin jai hurlé il est exceptionnel
Mdrrrrr rohff on dirait il découvre le monde 😂
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Le live d’ARAAAABE qu’il est entrain de proposer heuss mdrrrrr non c’est un fou
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Alerte au ravagé du cerveau
This is genuinely heartbreaking, and it was a horrible accident, but how the hell are people calling it murder? It’s literally standard goalkeeping technique to jump with one knee raised
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Last year of uni and it’s straight to WW3
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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i have a strong argument that this guy is still the best footballer on the planet. even at 39 years of age. put him in a top european side rn, and they will dominate.
Replying to @iam_yozzy
This angle even makes the Golazo even crazier
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Please ban that mbappe edit man, shii gets me thinking
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This video is simply a microcosm of life symbolising that the best times have simply moved past us.
saw her and she’s as beautiful as the day I lost her
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YOU HEARD THE MAN @KMbappe @ryansbuss19
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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TOUTE la salle a eu une récompense sauf Mbappe MDRRRR
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Cmnt tu peux mog un sport entier subhan’Allah
😭😭😭 BON C’EST LA 16ème FOIS QU’IL FAIT T10 #BallonDor… DONC MESSI EST PAS VENU ET SE REPOSE À LA MESSI CUP. 🇦🇷😴🐐
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The concept of Jude Bellingham finishing 11th in Ballon d’Or ranking after a great World Cup and Lionel Messi finishing in top 10 and potentially make top 5 because of the ‘World Cup’ is hilarious.
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Cubarsi constantly moments of atrociousness in every serious big game for Barcelona. The haters might have been right.
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Cubarsi vs. him is genuinely flirting vs. sexual harrassment. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with this fanbase. He gets crucified for the same mistakes Cubarsi gets babied for. Regardless, need to upgrade on him.
People are not serious for hating on Gerard Martin, bar that unlucky deflection he’s the reason we didn’t lose 4-1
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