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Joined October 2008
Me picking up my coffee with "both" hands like a toddler because I just put on lotion and I'm ready for the mug to just fly out of my hands and spill all over the desk. (this has happened before.)
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Our #whindex status maps reflect our closures as of 2pm today in advance of #HurricaneMilton. More updates to come. Please stay safe. **Due to the potential for variations in Milton's path, this information is subject to change without notice. Please follow local guidance.
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Yes, I have seen the Megan Thee Stallion Vash dress and yes I am obsessed. Love and peace, baby ✌️
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It’s been…… 84 years… 😭🙏
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First time I've posted to this website in months and it's to leave thirst traps for a voice actor. Nothing to see here... 😝
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Hi, @DaveJonesActor! We were sad you couldn't come to DragonCon and just wanted to show you our cosplays. More importantly, do you ship us? 👉👈
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Me: “Ugh. This game is boring. Just gotta keep grinding through this mediocre story…” The Game: *begins hinting at corrupt, Catholic-coded religion/politics and evil elven priests* Me:
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So yeah I play FFXIV now 😆
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My only interaction with Freydis Moon was a brief series of replies after the anthology we were both set to be published in fell apart before launch. That's its own drama and I won't get into it here, but I will say... I am horrified and so sorry to all those who were hurt.
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As a wipipo, I will never understand why so many wipipo can't just do their thing and mind their business. Why work so hard to create 57 different personas and co-opt the struggle of others in order to prop yourself up? It's exhausting to see. Stop it. Get some help.
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I've been recovering from a book hangover ever since finishing Empire of the Damned. @misterkristoff Sir, how am I supposed to wait for the next one? SIR, HOW??? (it was so good omg I'm fully DEAD) 💀
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The Black Stallion. No question. I was. Obsessed.
Don't think about it. Don't try to be cool. Tell me, what was your favourite book when you were 12?
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All right #BaldursGate3 people, this is apparently what brings me back to Twitter. I'm looking up drow names for a DND campaign and I come across the name Nym, listed as an exclusively MALE name. I immediately think of the twins at Sharess' Caress, Nym and Sorn Orlith.
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Her profession prior to their leaving the Underdark is listed as "artisanal masseuse." Maybe I'm losing it, but that doesn't sound like a very traditional job for a cis woman in drow society. I'm dying to know if this was on purpose, but it's definitely my headcanon now.
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Back with an alternate theory, equally hilarious: They aren't related AT ALL and are just pulling a grift on all of us degenerates 😆
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Hi friends! I hope everyone had a fun Halloween! I was Astarion from Baldur’s Gate and had a super fun time at Anime Weekend Atlanta 🩸😘
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.@NeilNewbon I had to come find you here just to say that your performance in BG3 is my favorite part of the game so far. I’m 40 hours in and I swear, not 10 minutes has passed that Astarion isn’t saying some shit that has me in stitches. Simply delightful. 🧛
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