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People are very good at finding reasons why their own behavior is understandable and yours is unforgivable
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"addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god"
Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.
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"Observe how difficult it is to change yourself and you will understand how naive it is to try to change another person.”
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Druski's monologue!
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could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
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MERCEDES ARE THE 2026 WORLD CONSTRUCTORS' CHAMPIONS! 🏆 Back on top for the first time in five years! 👏 #F1 #BrazilGP
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“how did you survive it?” I didn’t. I’m somebody else now
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never played victim bitch I’m the prime suspect
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when you soft launch your girl and receive that “loool” text>>>
Getting a gf on women that think they can breadcrumb you and save you for later >>>
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But some of us would never shut up
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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I just think when a woman actually loves you, she also protects your money. If you have ever heard her say “no babe that’s expensive, let’s do something else, or we need to save for xyz” then you’ve reached a different stage of partnership.
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Congrats on your retirement from international football @Cristiano ⚽️🙌🏿 You made us all a fan 💫
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I'm increasingly convinced that the willingness to change your mind is the ultimate sign of intelligence. The most impressive people I know change their minds often in response to new information. It's like a software update. The goal isn't to be right. It's to find the truth.
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pretending you didn’t notice something just to save someone from feeling uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone understands.
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“omg you work so hard” my dear i spend like a drug dealer, it’s either this or i start dealing fr
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Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Officially retired as a Portugal fan
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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OBRIGADO, CRISTIANO. 🇵🇹✨ Cristiano Ronaldo has officially said goodbye to the Portugal national team. Over two decades of unmatched passion, unforgettable goals, and an eternal legacy. 5 Ballons d'Or, endless historic moments, and a captain who changed Portuguese football forever. Relive his legendary international career on lequipe.non.li/zQ #ballondor #cristiano #cr7
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Thank You @Cristiano
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As Ronaldo retires, it's time to bring this beautiful edit back onto the timeline. It gives me goosebumps now more than ever. 🥹
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