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26. 4x Undisputed Hating Champion. For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

Arlington, TX
Joined October 2013
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Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.” Grok
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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He was telling us something lol
If I die tonight y’all boys know who my girlfriend girlfriend is right?
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The Mets of New York were up 9-4 and are currently down 16-9 just 2 innings later. Christ is king
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Niggas think Grok is Jarvis
Replying to @MDNnewss
@grok can you do a thorough facial verification of this face. Cross-reference it to all wanted suspects that matches this face. Also try matching it to a social media profile that matches this exact face
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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“You’re taking the couch tonight” Im like what?
I hate how men in American Sitcoms are so emasculated & scared of their wives
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He’s sleeping in so he can work all day to pay for the giant house they’re living in and she had to do basic tasks. Why do people act like women are the most helpless, useless incapable beings in the world and simultaneously the strongest, most independent boss babes. Which is it
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Me as a kid watching Cars for the first time
Mater doesn’t show up until 28 minutes into Cars. Incredible restraint in filmmaking
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I’m old enough to remember what happened the last time somebody called Sheronda a bitch.
Member of OTF (Only The Funerals) Memo600 responds to YB’s mom Sherhonda on IG 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Replying to @Jen_in_TX
We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.
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That's a shame
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Replying to @creepydotorg
You can forgive someone without inviting them into your life. Forgiveness is good for the soul, but what this woman did was foolish.
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my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”
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Combining your income with your partner's to work together and get yourselves in a better position should be common sense, right?
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Replying to @ywomendeservles
And they are shocked we used to burn witches.
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Alien outchea tammat what’s going twin 😂
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After 25 you can’t raw dog life , you need a multivitamin here and there to keep you awake throughout the day 😭
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