
Retired Southeastern Commuter. Early mornings & platform spot no longer applies . π #southeastern ππ»ππππ»
Rural Kent
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Iβm not fucked off with bojo for cancelling Christmas and breaking my mumβs heart, the science is the science, Iβm fucked off with him for being such a clusterc*nt and getting our hopes up in the first place. ππΌ β at Southend-on-Sea, East
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Shameful and disgraceful snouts in the trough
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#FlushTheTurdNov3rd
@realDonaldTrump π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ THIS JUST MADE MY MORNING! IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY.
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The James Atherton pub in New Brighton has unveiled it's new sign πππ
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Busy morning receiving my wine delivery and placing the bottles in different rooms around the house. All ready for my wine tour this afternoon.
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Iβve had three hundred thousand and thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand alcoholic beverages since the lockdown began. I might be a little bit drunk.
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For those sending around vile jokes about the Prime Minister in ICU... please remember the words of The Queen last night:
βI hope in the years to come everyone will be able to take pride in how they responded to this challengeβ.
Show some class.
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You can dislike Boris Johnson all you want, disagree with his politics, or hate how the decisions his Government make affect you, but to wish him harm, or worse, particularly with a baby on a way is just plain wrong. Heβs a human being, just like you are. And heβs in trouble.
Mutley Retired Commuter π retweeted
Britain left embarrassed by juvenile behaviour of Saga Holidays group on coach-trip to Brussels:
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I wonder how many jumping up and down with glee at the thought of it being #BrexitEve today will still be jumping up and down with glee in the 4 hour queue at Passport Control in Benidorm in July?
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After sales of their commemorative βBrexit tea towelsβ go through the roof, the Conservatives add a few more products to the official website:
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As Boris Johnson asks the EU to help save UK car manufacturing by not imposing tariffs or quotas, many canβt help but wonder if only there was some sort of Single Market or Customs Union that couldβve helped prevent it.
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Replying to @Queen_UK
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Harry and Meghan latest: World enters sixth day of coming to terms with 35-year-old man moving out of his nanβs house.
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How dare these two self-absorbed whining freeloaders treat the Queen like this?
Who the hell do they think they are? Shameless & shameful.
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The lovely Brian has been doing sterling work for me today...if anyone annoys you please feel free to also use Brianβs services π β at Stratford, London

























