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“People on these games never come back”. All new trailer for #RunningManMovie, cinema fans! Only in theatres November 14th! 🍿 🎥
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I really thought communism was the answer to all of society’s problems until I tried to run a community garden.
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No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still
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If you get a kick out of reading about people who've been driven mad by progressive politics, then do I have an article for you!
Imagine being so arrogant that you feel you don't need to have any idea of how businesses are run to make demands and to feel you have a right to the stock from someone else's business for free. Which is commonly known as stealing. the-londoner.co.uk/scarlett-…
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There'd never been a Day Of The Dead parade until Brits invented it for an 007 setpiece in *Spectre*. The Mexican govt were so keen to cash in on the idea that they asked the filmmakers to lend them the costumes made for the film to kickstart their own.
youtu.be/8U9JAxNfO0g?si=2oe_…
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Both players didn’t miss a dart, the most perfect leg in the sports history.
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that key and peele skit was barely even a joke
🚨BREAKING🚨 Safety Nascar McCoy has committed to Ole Miss🦈
Read: on3.com/rivals/news/peach-st…
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Oh I like "hapless vandals". That's fun to say.
A pair of hapless vandals who chopped down perhaps the most beloved tree in England were sentenced to four years in prison. But after more than a year of legal proceedings, authorities still don't know the duo's motive. wapo.st/4kBe13r
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People say there's no state capacity any more, but here the government pulled off a multi-billion pound relocation of tens of thousands of people with all the planning, execution and spending kept completely secret from the country
UK set up secret £7bn Afghan immigration scheme after data leak and gagged media ft.com/content/f6b41172-dcc3… via @ft @LOS_Fisher
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Neils Bohr was removed from the Manhattan experiment because he wouldn't answer to his codename and kept answering the phone with "Neils Bohr's secret nuclear project, how can I help you?"
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Elon creating an AI that he constantly has to override because it keeps turning Woke is the only funny thing he’s ever done.
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"Hello Glastonbury! This is Maggie May in honour of Maggie Thatcher and Theresa May"
Rod Stewart tells people to ‘give Farage a chance’ independent.co.uk/arts-enter…
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If you're bitterly disappointed not to have been invited to Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice, I offer my sincere gondolences.
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Finally, the return of Bonekickers @mutablejoe



































