Do you know what Yacht Rock is?

Even with all the crap and division and the hate going on in this world right now, I still had hope for humanity. Then today I saw this MF’er put mayonnaise on his hot dog and realized we have no chance.

Guys! I had a blast talking Lou Reed 80's albums with my good friend Pat Francis of the @RockSolidShow! Put some fun in your ears.

Hey Christians, keep telling yourself that it's "satan's temptation" that's driving people from the church and not your hypocritical bullshit.

Women.

Just a reminder, only 3 more weeks until I set the clock in my car back an hour. #DaylightSavingTime

Last time I was in Connecticut I downloaded Grinder and ended up fucking a sandwich.

Happy Halloween! Check out this fun For What It's Worth... with Kristine Kimmel Gary Brightwell and Blaine Capatch. FB buries and link, so feel free to share. youtube.com/watch?v=-1Wt3bjF…

The great @FrankConniff

Imagine being a racist and bombing in front of racists.

“We were going to be a Reggae band, but instead of smoking a bowl at rehearsal we did a bunch of coke, so I guess we’re a Ska band now.” - I assume every member of every Ska band ever.

Arnold Palmer: I was told there would be no fact checking. #ArnoldPalmer

My god, I love Cher.

And just like that sexual harassment lawsuits doubled at McDonalds. #Mcdonalds #Trump

I got a little flirty and asked my wife to send me a picture of her ass… she texted back a picture of me.

Hey! Order for your kid. Nobody in this 27 person deep line thinks it’s cute that your daughter can’t fuckin say “pickle.” (36 hour travel got me edgy)

So we used to go to our 8th grade dances and dance to Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s “Relax” and act like it wasn’t about straight up fuckin.

You dont care about dead children in the schools, so don’t get mad at me when I don’t care about a guy with a gun in the bushes. #shotsfired

Happy @nadasurf Day to all who celebrate!

Has anybody considered the fact that Bon Jovi’s music might have been the reason the woman headed for the bridge to begin with? #JonBonJovi