new video to calm me down when i'm sad #andykarl
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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be dan aykroyd promoting the hell out of crystal head vodka for halloween
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Downloaded Tubi because I’m genuinely curious about its library of horror flicks, what do you mean there’s more than one Evil Bong
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Forgot who originally posted this BUT period cramps I heard are gay
the thing is that doordash has had this forever deal where you can buy one get one free so i pay $13 for two full sandwiches and walk to get it myself
have to remind myself getting food delivered is never as satisfying as having the money i spend to get it
having to read a pdf of AI summaries on data centers in my college town is actually like getting the slowest most physically painful and agonizing lobotomy possible















