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British class system= 20 something woman renting on minimum wage is middle class because she reads books; 50 something man who owns her house and three others is working class because he expresses socially conservative views in a regional accent. That’s how it works.
Wayne Rooney is working class and he’s a millionaire, SFL doesn’t know how the British class system works.
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It’s actually fucking hilarious the cards anyone born from like 2000-2005 in the UK have been dealt
🚨 NEW: The UK has officially signed up to rejoin the EU’s Erasmus+ scheme from 2027 It means students, apprentices and young people will be able to study and work across Europe
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me when i get my hands on jedward
A woman who had sex with identical twins separately "within four days of each other" has been told by a panel of judges that it is "not possible" to identify which one is the father of her baby. Full story ⬇️ trib.al/ZuJ3Rol
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mr hiroshi if u rlly want a slice of british culture u need to visit her gravestone! make sure ur bladder is rlly full too ❤️
Birthplace of Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher in Grantham!!
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ffs that new instagram trend where you go to chat GPT and use a prompt to get a caricature of yourself and your job ‘based on everything you know about me’ do any of you have any self awareness, and do you realise how that sounds 🙃
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guys do we think I’m getting a ticket
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the sydney to perth flixbus when it forgets to buy petrol before the nullarbor plain
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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before
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just asked a friend from work for their instagram
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this happened to my good friend edmund bridgerton
53-year-old billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after a bee stung him in the mouth during a polo match, triggering a heart attack
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I’m holding back tears. She is the best of us. This world is so rotten.
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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twitter when a bisexual is bi:
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challenge: everyone stops using pride month as an excuse to be biphobic (difficulty hard apparently)
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why does majority of twitter not seem to know or care what bisexual means??
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getting loaded up on class a gear to call your former boss a paedo? nobody is going to like this but elon is spiritually british
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would be so funny if it’s for the capital workers mopping the arena
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I know this is a joke tweet but I was friends with anisa in school and am actually so happy for her and what she’s accomplished
Anisa Harris has been upped to a series regular for season 4 of Yellowjackets. Rumor has it Robin will be Natalie's love interest in the teen timeline!
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Guys I think my frontal lobe has developed I just turned back on auto-capitalisation 😔😔
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