@murky

Not who you think.

 San Francisco
Joined March 2008
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Me: Ok Google, set a second timer called ‘rice’ for 15 minutes. Google Home: Ok, setting a 1 second timer called ‘rice’ now. Me: … Google Home: Beep, beep, beep… lol
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Frankly, I was more surprised to learn that Bowser’s first name was ‘Doug’.
RT this if you're proud to be standing with Hillary tonight. #debatenight
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The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
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@mumper That trailer looks so good! Is it OK to be more excited about Rogue One than I am for episode 8?
I have noticed I never spell "unique" the same way twice.
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Very much enjoying The Witness. Wonderful spatial design. The game really starts to open up and make sense once you get the plasma rifle.
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Wow, this is really messed up. @sxsw I am ashamed of your actions.
Team leader lamented that we were all "driving towards different lighthouses." I am not sure he knows how lighthouses work.
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Once again, a shirt that product managers will LOVE: joeydevilla.com/2015/01/26/t…
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Often mistaken for its own species, the raccoon is simply the larval stage of a bear.
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A healthy bear can go 3 days without water, 5 days without food, and up to 7 days without the sweet, sweet taste of human flesh.
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I get the feeling a lot of corporate board meetings these days consist of confused old men yelling the word "Apps!"
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Confirmed: A game about correcting font kerning is as boring as it sounds. type.method.ac
"Say someone puts a blanket over your head, what do you do? Think aloud. Remember there is no right or wrong answer." #DogInterviewQuestions
The Apple employee who decided it was a good idea to force me to enter my password when downloading free apps should be punched in the face.
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matt@still
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Test tweet. Ignore. – at Mission Bay, San Francisco
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Assuage: A spicy hotdog you give someone to make them feel better.
If you call something a "game changer" and you aren't talking about a jukebox robot for swapping NES cartridges, I am coming over there.
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