@murithecreator

if all i have 10m and the car i want to buy is 10m, i will buy the car and starve 5z9v9t5b

 Abuja, Nigeria
Joined June 2017
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Me when i finally secure the bag
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‘can you work in a mortuary for 10million monthly salary…’ me:
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‘i have finally moved on…’ Snapchat memories:
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‘omo the brownies no strong, e no do me anything’ few minutes later:
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me after praying to God for a soulmate then he sends me a girl with small yansh:
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Divine 🤍
@Divine__22
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You fuck with Davido i fuck you , simple!!! @davido
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my mum: my son stopped sucking breasts when he was 1year 5months me:
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pov: your serious boyfriend after you take his phone to go through his chats and lock the gate behind you.
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Happy birthday @carterefe__ Here is a thread of some of carterefe memes❤️❤️❤️
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Happy birthday @carterefe__ 👑 God bless you and may God keep uplifting you👑👑❤️
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pov: that one girl that dated for money when her rich boyfriend cheats on her
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‘as a real man.. 500k isn’t too much to give your babe for wig…’ me:
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‘i de sponsor my babe for school pay her house rent and feeding because she promise me marriage after graduation..’ me:
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