Hannibal Lecter Advice

Why not use the last days of this dying hellsite to help civilians trapped in Gaza?

I find normality to be a poor barometer for mental health.

If this godforsaken cesspool becomes subscription only, please know that I wish the best for you all. And that you should self-actualize through murder, obviously.

Gentle reminder that I would never do this.

Some of you appear to have used a few of my recipes.

When in doubt, try not to destroy what little brand credibility you have with a logo that looks like it was designed by a lazy, fascist middle schooler.

Without writers and actors, I would only exist as a nameless malevolence, a hunger lurking unfed in the darkest oubliette of your mind. Please support the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike.

I'm planning a dinner party, can anyone think of six loathsome wastes of oxygen in the greater DC metro area?

5 things that would kill me instantly: 1) the loss of Will Graham 2) 500 mg of potassium cyanide 3) cotton-poly blend 4) a sour apple jolly rancher, I'm assuming 5) my influence transcends the bounds of this fleshly prison, rendering death as impotent as the law

Interesting that everyone says cannibalism is bad, yet no one will face me in a debate on the topic in a public forum.

*sharpens knives*

He's insane for this and it's a guy whose dark urges could write poetry in blood.

If you feel down, an aperol spritz can perk you up if murder is not an option.

I couldn't agree more.

Celebrate the knockoff Habsburg playing pretend in his blood diamond hat with a feast to remember.

Writers deserve to reap the fruits of their labor, and anyone who complains about their shows being delayed is going in the Cuisinart.