﹐ ‍ * ‍𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑦‍ ‍ 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡 ‍𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟 ‍.

ᅠ ┈┈・．🌹   . * my ( 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 ) dreams , set ⠀⠀ on fire by 𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 and all my ⠀⠀ black beaches are ruined … ⠀⠀ ᴹᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ , 𝕷 𝐀 𝐍 𝐆 𝐃 𝐎 𝐍 ╱ 𝒄 . ᅠ ᅠ

sweet jesus ... my entire day has been utterly #ruined .

just keeping an eye on you , don't read too much into it .

hasta que sales de la pocilga de violet , ¿ ya estás listo para halloween ?

i utterly despise how this house constantly becomes infested with cheap , desperate strumpets the very second i look away .

mind your own business , violet . i certainly don't need reading recommendations . i read actual literature , not those disgusting lesbian cartoons and trashy filth you spend all day staring at on the internet .

i certainly hope you haven't been corrupted by that girl , darling . you are far too good for such vulgarities .

morning , dear .

how thoughtful , dear . here are some flowers for you .

i personally blame violet harmon for introducing me to this disgusting concept called " fanfiction ." that girl has corrupted this house with her internet degeneracy .

of course i’m aware , i’m old , not stupid …