[heaven] God: Did you send the Murder Hornets? Angel: Yes, my Lord. God: Very good. Now place the Sodomy Geese on standby. Angel: Sodomy Geese? God: I’m super excited about this one!

My Geordie mate told me he was really good at flirting. But when I threw him in the swimming pool, he just sank to the bottom.

American English is so hard. There's a silent K in "Knight," only one silent K in "Knickerbocker", but 3 silent Ks in "Republican".

‘Total Witch Gravy!’ Trump Denounces Canada After Poutine Fails to Leak Hunter Biden’s Lunch Orders

Trump Demands Poutine Be Extradited to Mar-a-Lago—Later Discovers It’s Just a ‘Liberal Gravy Scam’

‘Worse Than Greenland!’ Trump Scraps Canada Takeover Upon Realizing Poutine Can’t Be His Running Mate

Trump’s Canadian Dream Dies—‘Nobody Told Me Poutine Was Just Cheese, Fries, and Socialist Regret’

I Prefer Hambergers’: Trump Drops Canada Annexation After Poutine Refuses to Donate to Legal Defense Fund

Breaking: Trump Withdraws From Canada When Poutine Doesn’t Show Up to His Rally—‘Very Rude Oligarch’

Trump Calls Off Canada Invasion After Tasting Poutine: ‘This Is Not the Russian Collusion I Was Promised’

I just had a quick conversation with ChatGPT. I think you will all find this interesting. Trump's Trade War Failure chatgpt.com/share/67da00c1-8…

#chessmasters What is this garbage? Stop talking bollocks and show us a fucking game! And for the record, the 8 queens problem is beginner level.

Spring is just around the corner.