Misanthropic aural/visual artist who also works as a part-time royal food taster.

Underneath the bridge
Joined September 2010
Did Quentin Tarantino forget he made a movie with Channing Tatum in it before he called Paul Dano a bad actor?
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I guess I joined Twitter 15 years to the day that Charlie Kirk got shot and killed: Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary BTW, I joined Twitter not X...
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"I want to bill Eve." -debt collection agent Fox Mulder, probably
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I wasn't anywhere near ozzy osbourne at all i have never ever saw him in person at all
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Me heading into the weekend.
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I never knew @EarlSkakel was/is Addicted to Profits? I'm surprised Earl agreed to Hackamania after what Melton said about his magnets. @WhiteGuysComedy
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Wow, this Opie mask is so realistic.
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Mumbles Slam retweeted
what if that was some kid’s wish
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They say "Eat healthy" while they spray poison all over the healthy stuff.
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Here is me doing a tornado siren again
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Freedom of speech=Freedom of Thought, which is why they're so keen to limit the former.
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RIP Dabney Coleman, forever a legend, especially for playing Gerald Ellis, Uncle Martin's sleazy boss in Clifford.
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Isn't a fear of heights just common sense?
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Convenience has robbed us of the pleasure of anticipation.
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My ex wife left me . Bad at 3+3… is part of the reason . And another reason is I can’t find job . I have no money
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I think my iq is about 61
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Ike and Tina Turner had a lot of hits together. They also made a lot of popular songs. #RiP #toosoon
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