Comedy columnist: @BritishComedy. Judge: @GlastoFest Emerging Talent Competition. Judge/talent scout: @ComedyAwards

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Joined June 2007
I just spent three weeks traveling around Iran, and if it's okay with you I'd like to talk about how I found it? In some sort of Twitter thread maybe?
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Great news everybody! We've got at least 3 years and 3 months left to live!
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Major recording artists could have come out and said "we will no longer play Robert Kraft venues". They could help ensure Kraft is the one that suffers the most financial and reputational damage. They're not. Maybe... Ed Sheeran is far from the only coward musician?
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Glastonbury is so expensive nowadays, isn't it. My advice is that you shouldn't try and get tickets xx
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Do you know what, I was pretty baffled by this year's Edinburgh Comedy Awards nominees. My thoughts here:
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Sketch duo Britney had a brief lighting fault yesterday. They quipped "oh, is that the eclipse?". Best eclipse ad-lib of the Edinburgh Fringe award winner
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It's true I'm seeing simply lots of comedy and letting you know the best ones. And this service is free! What a deal! You don't even have to accept cookies if you don't want to!
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So is this Time Out's fourth or fifth attempt to open a London market
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My last pre-Edinburgh London engagement was to see Peter Kay's last tour date in the capital, yesterday. Proper pallet cleanser before the Fringe - awful comedy at the largest scale
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The Edinburgh Fringe starts this week! Remember, if somebody recommends a comedian to you, use this hierarchy to work out whether to pay attention to them or not:
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- Friend whose opinion you trust - One of the decent reviewers - Random punters you get chatting to - My Tory brother whose favourite comedian is Jimmy Carr - Entertainment Now writers - Other comedians - PR representatives
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Sad this venue is closing. Fantastic building. Always got the impression they didn't have the marketing firepower to sell their Fringe-y programme, and never seemed to attract the big names that would sell out the venue without the need for any marketing chortle.co.uk/news/2026/07/3…
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All those high profile crowd-pleasing policy announcements and barely any bounce in the polls 😬
The latest YouGov voting intention poll for The Times and Sky News, the first since Andy Burnham became prime minister on Monday, shows a similarly close race to our previous poll, with Reform UK on 23% of the vote, Labour on 21% and the Conservatives on 20%.    •Reform UK: 23% (no change from 19-20 Jul)  •Labour: 21% (+1)  •Conservatives: 20% (-1)  •Lib Dems: 14% (+2)  •Greens: 13% (-1)  •Restore Britain: 4% (+1)  •SNP: 3% (=)  •Plaid Cymru: 1% (-1)  •Your Party: 0% (=)  •Others: 1% (=)
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"I really want everybody to like me and I no longer care about any impact on the economy"
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has hinted that there will be a Bank Holiday if England win the World Cup “I think I don’t want to jinx it, but ask me again if we get to the final”
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Criticising a light entertainment TV show for being "unnecessary" seems harsh. Are you arguing the genre shouldn't exist? Decent show. Format seems good, returning cast great. A majority female lineup for ep 1, too. Which is, well, a necessary corrective theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
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BREAKING: Elon Musk becomes the world's first trillioncunt
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Why does LinkedIn even send notifications on a Saturday night? Fuck off LinkedIn
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