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Bonney Lake WA, USA
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🚨Public service announcement.🚨 NO I HAVEN'T BEEN HACKED. I sometimes just have bad takes 🤣 – at Bonney Lake, WA
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Annual Business Meeting is Saturday, Sept. 26! All Season Ticket Members can attend at Lumen Field—just scan your matchday ticket at entry.
1:15 PM: Doors open, NW Gate 3 VIP
2 PM: Meeting, West Club
3:45–4 PM: Meeting ends; stay in stadium until the 5:30 PM match.
Prob not going Wednesday vs RSL. I won’t be going to Saturday vs MNUFC either. I won’t be hurt to trade in my tix. Rather have the cash. If you know anyone looking please let me know. $91 is FV
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#soundersmatchday
#ebfg
Hey I have a Puyallup Fair hack. Take a photo of your ride/game tickets and if you lose your tiny piece of paper you can scan your phone. You can text your kids this photo and they can use your tickets from across the fair.
Every time I find myself all “WTF is wrong with people today?” on twitter I check to see if my “following” was magically switched to “for you”. News flash it’s not for me
Where Fabrizio Romano with the breaking news that #soundersfc just got a deal done in the 11th hour to sign left wing back JIMOTHY. He’s looking forward to being at the back door on set pieces cleaning up and putting away all loose scraps.
#soundersmatchday
#EBFG
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Hey if you are a SSFC STM don’t forget to vote 🗳️ for alliance council now and CW vote of confidence towards the end of the year.
If you don’t see my name in there feel free to nominate me.
eballot.app/soundersfc/login…
#sounders
#soundersmatchday
#ebfg
You could always take a walk through IKEA. HEMNES and MAGNARP come to mind
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Oh look Carl is an alpha male afraid of things with a penis but deep down wants to know more about penis
Why does Twitter keep switching me back to FOR YOU when all it does is make me ask out loud “who tf are all these stupid people?” And how did they make it this far into the gene pool?
Copa K Mundial would NEVER
𝗖𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗦𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳
A bizarre equipment failure occurred during Saturday's Scottish Premiership clash between Celtic and Falkirk, as young Celtic right-back Colby Donovan saw his Nike Mercurial Vapor boot completely snap in half mid-match.
Following a heavy challenge with Falkirk forward Ben Parkinson, Donovan was forced off the pitch to replace his footwear. Close-up photos quickly circulated on social media, revealing that the soleplate and midfoot structure had fractured cleanly across the center, leaving the heel plate completely detached and dangling from the front half of the boot.
Luckily, Donovan escaped any foot or ankle injury from the incident and was able to swap into a fresh pair of boots to complete the match.
Hahaha just because fatty Mc fucknstuff declares it doesn’t make it so. Mexico just declared the United States “Old Mexico” & Canada officially changes 🇺🇸 to “Southern Chernobyl Do Not Enter”
