Nonbillionaire. Tea and Ooblets.

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Joined June 2009
reflecting on this today
a man on okcupid has informed me that “ass looks promising from the front”
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BIG PICTURE REASONS WHY "CHOCOLATE RAIN" WENT VIRAL: • With no algorithms, the Internet was driven by novelty, not loyalty. Weirdness wins novelty. • Myspace was #1 in social media. YouTube was unproven and Facebook had just opened up beyond colleges. YouTube needed a "model home" for what its cultural real estate meant. • One person uploading a video that thousands of strangers parodied became YouTube's behavioral "model home." No other platform had that social dynamic. • Soulja Boy, Chris Crocker, and other talented creators had viral YouTube videos that got widely parodied. "Chocolate Rain" became identified with a type of "shareholder safe" virality. YouTube's human editors promoted it on the front page. • YouTube was an unproven business for both Google and creators. The idea of creators earning Internet money was not mainstream. I was added in round two of YouTube's experimental Partner Program. I believe round one had about thirty creators. • Television remained the eight-hundred-pound media gorilla. Viacom's billion-dollar copyright lawsuit was an existential YouTube threat just as the first YouTube videos went viral. The fact that "Chocolate Rain" began on YouTube and transitioned to me being on CNN, Jimmy Kimmel, discussed by Carson Daly and dozens of other celebrities... came at a time when YouTube needed a Rosetta Stone. They needed to translate a massively subsidized, high-risk venture into understandable cultural value. "Chocolate Rain" became a stenographer of YouTube crossing over. I got parodied on South Park, Saturday Night Live, nominated for a People's Choice Award, sang with Boyz II Men on Tosh.0 etc. HOW DID "CHOCOLATE RAIN" GO VIRAL?: • "Chocolate Rain" was rushed to completion in April of 2007 since I had another song ("Love," made with Kooby) featured on YouTube's front page and wanted other new content. It sat at around 30,000 views until summer. • "Chocolate Rain" got posted on Digg in July of 2007, an early Reddit-style social bookmark site. Someone saw it there and posted it on 4chan. • 4chan worked to meme "Chocolate Rain," "Numa Numa," Rick Astley, and other things. In 2007, 4chan was dominantly "Howard Stern liberal." Being offensive, outrageous, and highly speech-tolerant used to be identified with leftist, avant-garde identity. My first inkling that "Chocolate Rain" was going viral was 4chan prank-calling Tom Green's self-produced show and the caller busting out singing "Chocolate Rain!" MORE FACTORS IN "CHOCOLATE RAIN" GOING VIRAL: • YouTube had no stereo sound in early 2007. I posted a free "Chocolate Rain" MP3 download, with a giant video banner announcing it, purely to circumvent this. I wanted my songs heard in stereo. • "Chocolate Rain" begins with an instrumental and loops. This, combined with the MP3 download, made parodies easy. This was totally unplanned luck. It's like it was made to be parodied. • I looked like Janet Jackson, moved like Mr. Bean, and sounded like Barry White. Not trying to mean-girl myself, just being blunt. I was a unique combination of attributes but also not self-aware. Social internet video of everyday life was a new experience. Like, "If that guy is singing 'Chocolate Rain,' what's MY neighbor doing?" Everyday life was transforming into a democratic video content frontier nobody had given much prior thought to. • It's worth noting that 2007 was before mainstream mobile Internet video consumption. YouTube was overwhelmingly consumed on desktop computers and laptops. The later shift to engagement-optimized and loyalty-optimized social video was heavily influenced by phones. PERSONAL FACTORS WHY "CHOCOLATE RAIN" WENT VIRAL: • I built a bedsheet box in my living room to sing "Chocolate Rain" in because I'm agoraphobic. That's the opposite of claustrophobic. Boundaries supercharge me. It also turns out that lots of people have bedsheets to hang up. • I moved stiffly and sang "Chocolate Rain" with elongated vowels because of dyspraxia, a neurological movement difficulty tied to me being autistic (first diagnosed at age sixteen). • "Chocolate Rain" musically captured my tendency towards echolalia and echopraxia — repetition and reinvocation of speech and behavior. These are adaptations to being a partially verbal autistic who has to blend-in with speaking society. They also help in making catchy songs.
Why was “Chocolate Rain” such a big phenomenon on early YouTube? Just because he had a deep voice? It is legitimately a pretty good song. I remember thinking back in the day it meant something dirty and that I would get in trouble if my parents found out about it
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“I am but a simple mountain man” is my new go-to handwave for future misdeeds xitter.cf/jkbjournalist/status/2…
I'm blown away by this EXCELLENT piece of @CNN reporting. This journalist @katie_polglase demonstrates how to conduct interviews with Epstein associates. She had this guy sweating, because she did her homework. Bravo. (Worth getting through the ad to watch.)...cnn.com/2026/06/11/world/vid…
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The new UK social media ban for kids under 16 made me wonder... WHAT IF this actually worked (and in the US), and suddenly there were really no more kids on social media? What would that actually look like? Because I think you don't realize how much of what you're seeing on social media is -- unbeknownst to you, a normal adult who is not seeking out children online -- actually from or by kids. Like, the entire internet is basically run FOR 13yos and its actually a weird abberration that you and I (adults) are here
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I gave an ordinary compliment to a man and he gave me his phone number. Come on!
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lots to love about this but “concealed stone exit” is my personal favorite
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Replying to @SomaKazima2
I'll break up with someone if they hate taking the train
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please do not interrupt me i am trying to write a letter to a 5 year old and it requires all my attention
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You might think this is bad, but imagine if they were over 60, holding up a placard with four particular words on it. That’s terrorism.
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Do you ever see a crashout signing off for the night and hope they wake up and crash out for a full 2nd day
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finally they’ll be able to read your old english chest tattoo
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i gotta start remembering to check what shirt im wearing before i show up to work lol
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Tip for beginner photographers: It’s all about the camera. Buy the most expensive camera you can find and point it wherever, taking pictures at random.
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"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.
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m&m’s in my mouth: deadlift bar is cheating
WATCH: Taiwanese grandmothers aged 89 and 91 train at the gym. An increasing number of elderly people in Taiwan’s super-aged society are hitting the gym to stay healthy, both physically and mentally.
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Extremely funny country where people get paid to shill against Medicare for All then end up paying it all back in medical bills anyway
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the police body cam footage tv dinner makes this full jg ballard
The saddest thing is the 10 fries. I don’t think people understand how peaceful the introverted life actually is.
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now it makes sense what everyone says about his empty-eyed smile xitter.cf/cptdankkk/status/20488…
MrBeast opens up about living with Crohn’s disease "When I was 15, I just started going to the bathroom 8, 9, 10 times a day not digesting any food. You drop weight rapidly and it hurts like crazy, it feels like someone's stabbing you in the gut with a knife constantly" "I'm on an extreme medicine called Remicade where you basically nuke your immune system. I just got the flu, I got covid six times, I got shingles, I get sick all the time" "It's pretty brutal to be honest. I live life on hard mode"
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what is the report category for getting literal na*i stuff removed? because i found an account that is textbook hit*er worship
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bir ken au babe (all one word; just avoiding name searchers)
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