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May Birch

@mudcurbstomp

I don't have a short temper I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

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hoennianchampion.carrd.co/
Joined July 2020
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< AND I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY > < I JUST WANT > < SOMEBODY NEAR ME > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [ PRESS START ] V
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i...
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i... sense something...
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[ shallow breathing can be heard... ever so slightly... ]
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So, this is Hoenn, huh? Good to know, good to know. Pretty excited to see what this place has to offer! Maybe I'll finally get my first Pokemon even... I wonder what that'll be...
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Ah shoot, I gotta set my clock, huh... That's probably gonna be important, right?
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A new day starts, as a young child wakes up in darkness. Her Pokenav buzzes as she tries to turn off her alarm. "5 more minutes pleeeeeeease..!" She finally hits the snooze button on her alarm, falling back into a light snooze. Suddenly!
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They lurch forward, falling off their bed onto the hard bottom of the moving truck their mom made them ride in! "Ow... Okay, I'm up..." They rub their head, where a large bruise is beginning to form. "MOM!" She yells loudly, as she feels the truck had stopped moving.
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The door into the truck opens, as the girl sees her mother standing there with the Machoke Movers. "Welcome to our new home May!"
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𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 ~𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚙𝚑 𝙲𝚘 𝙾𝙲~
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Me in prison: You wanna know what they call me Mitochondria?
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[ t-posing ominously in front of your window ]
i'm gonna kiss my gf for pride month what are your plans?
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i'm gonna kiss my gf for pride month what are your plans?
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is that another fucking me? arceus. why does this keep happening...
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i want to punch something.
oh you're the hoenn champion? 😳 you're also an ex-professional contest coordinator? 😳 i'm arguing with a champion and coordinator pro? 😳 wow that's really fucking cool i wish i was as cool as may birch
hm. hey sligoogle how to meet new people on twitter dot com
sorry if i'm not super active today, still trying to remember how to interact with people. being away for months will do that, huh
so anyway [she bites into a rock] there i was, barbeque sauce on my ti-
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