One of my favorite yearly rituals is having no idea that the Super Bowl happened until it's already over, and only finding out about it because of some stupid controversy not even related to sportsball.
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All I want from life is a mystical amulet to purposefully clutch in the dead of the night whilst muttering invocations to the spirit realm.
This account only exists so that if I’m ever involved in a massive #crypto scandal, John Oliver will have something funny to read while roasting me on Last Week Tonight.
Fingers crossed.
'Discovery' should have done an episode where it's revealed that the warp core is actually powered by Gene Roddenberry spinning so rapidly in his grave that it creates perpetual energy.
One of my biggest futurist media dreams is that someday soon, we'll be able to reassemble an AI hallucinated Orson Welles cut of 'The Magnificent Ambersons,' recreated solely from surviving footage, the shooting script, and the director's personal notes.
Spaghetti is poorly designed. It doesn't even fit in the pot you're supposed to boil it in until it's already been cooked.
"The total decentralization of democracy into the hands of the populous it serves would render all representational figures obsolete," he screamed into the void.
#Bitcoin's price is rising because billionaires are buying all of it. This is causing a market shortage.
No further mysticism required.
Burt Reynolds was just Marlon Brando wearing a fake mustache and a cowboy hat. This is my personal truth, and you will never take it from me.
Ben Franklin might have been a serial killer, in case anyone was wondering. The remains of at least 15 corpses were found buried beneath his house. Many of them were children. #Franklinstein