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Normie y2k apoiador de campos de reeducação para brasileiros que usam preposições em final de frase. Futuramente, um cartuxo.
Joined August 2019
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Lupus ex-pidanus retweeted
“Sendo Deus onipotente, não pôde dar mais; sendo sapientíssimo, não soube dar mais; e sendo riquíssimo, não teve mais o que dar.”
— Jinx (Sobre a Eucaristia)
Lupus ex-pidanus retweeted
A HISTÓRIA DO ISLULÃ
Antes de ser profeta, MoHaddad foi até uma caverna para (não) estudar economia. É quando o anjo PingaBriel surge o enforcando, mandando ele recitar a receita federal
— M-me solte!! N-não sei ler!!!
— Eu tanbén nãu cûmpanhêro kkkkkkkkkkkkk
E liberta ele
Lupus ex-pidanus retweeted
This is gonna piss some of you off but I bet if Chuck Schuldiner was still around he’d be in his conservative chud arc by now
Lupus ex-pidanus retweeted
Replying to @FloridaThales
Low trust behavior ensures we can't have anything nice.
Lupus ex-pidanus retweeted
Don Quixote is alive and now larping as an Ukrainian soldier.
Lupus ex-pidanus retweeted
I will never be a skinny Japanese high school nerd with a foot taller Ukrainian giantess classmate I have a crush on who bullies me but protects me from guy bullies and slowly develops feelings for me but then gets deported back to Ukraine because her father evaded the draft and WW3 against Russia-China-Iran started and he gets killed quickly which inspires her to become a nurse and one day she finds me half-dead on the battlefield after I joined the Mishimian Vitalists Detachment that got sent to Kiev and we recognize each other and cry and kiss and later in the hospital she offers her virginity to me but we can't have sex because a drone blew my shii smoove off but she says it's okay because she loves me and in that one moment everything feels perfect before a Russian missile obliterates the whole building...
Lupus ex-pidanus retweeted
Quem jogou fora provavelmente lê "A empregada cuzuda e inocente e o CEO dotado viúvo "