now THIS is a high caliber man w good morals.

we need some class action lawsuits to start dropping

BREAKING: Donald Trump has now shifted his position in the past few hours and is now reportedly considering a major preemptive strike on Iran, after giving significant weight to intelligence and assessments presented by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth following his meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu, per Haaretz’s correspondent in the Israeli Knesset. Comes days after Hegseth made an unannounced visit to Israel earlier this week and held talks with Netanyahu. Meanwhile, the US just ordered the complete evacuation of its embassy staff and families from Saudi Arabia, with families in the UAE, Jordan, Qatar, and Bahrain also ordered to leave immediately.

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

BREAKING: @bradlander was just detained by Israeli authorities along with 40 international volunteers while harvesting olives in the West Bank. “Occupation is a crime under international law,” Lander said. “Harvesting olives is not a crime under any law I know.”

idk why but i love how pinkpantheresses lyrics are just “u want sex with me?” and “i wanna make babies with you”. no metaphors just straight to the point

I hold my nose and vote for Dems I’m not crazy about pretty regularly bc they’re still better than the alternative. Now all of a sudden a bunch of ostensibly vote blue no matter who Dems can’t bother doing it during a crucial midterm? Weak.

hey man sorry for wanting to move to the best city in the world after being raised in rural whogivesafuckville america. i didn’t know it was reserved only for theater kids from Lowell, MA

Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”

The vandalism and destruction at the Capital One branch on 86th Street is deeply disturbing and unacceptable. I have been in contact with the NYPD regarding this incident and have urged an immediate investigation, including whether this is a potential antisemitic hate crime. There is no place for hate, intimidation or violence in New York City.