mtobey retweeted
🚫 @AdrianDittmann is no longer following "Porn Stars Who Look Like Grimes"
mtobey retweeted
The late, great Chris Farley before a show at the Ark Improv Theatre in Madison, WI back in '87.
mtobey retweeted
I'm against doing this, but it'd be interesting to conduct an experiment: Have people of different appearances eliminate a number of top CEOs and see how the Internet reacts to each.
mtobey retweeted
CW: VOMITING
I’ve been struggling w a stomach disorder called gastroparesis, which causes me to vomit almost everything I eat. my insurance denied coverage for a procedure, so I went to their office to appeal their decision.
full vid here: youtu.be/-gCl_q1zy_Y
mtobey retweeted
I just looked at Matt Gaetz’ venmo and he apparently knows a lot of extremely young looking women lol
mtobey retweeted
they went from calling him hitler to heiling hitler in less than a week! these ppl hate progressives who advocate for free college and free healthcare more than ppl who want to do mass deportations! they’ve only been complaining abt the left this past month!
Joe and Mika went to Mar a Lago to talk with Trump over the weekend. First face-to-face meeting in seven years. "We didn't see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues and we told him so," @JoeNBC says. "What we did agree on – was to restart communications," @morningmika says.
mtobey retweeted
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
mtobey retweeted
Insane to me that a person protesting climate change by literally not damaging anything goes to prison while the people literally responsible for climate change get to own yachts
Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting.
What’s your reaction to the sentence?
mtobey retweeted
June Squibb says people still approach her about “Hubie Halloween” and ask if she owns any of the racy T-shirts featured in the film.
"I do!" Squibb says. "I own 'Boner Doner.'" wp.me/pc8uak-1lEY72
This should have been the end of it
i mean @realDonaldTrump if you're so good at negotiating how come you couldn't get @DonaldTrump
mtobey retweeted
This was one of the most racist moments in a very, very racist campaign and it’s stunning how it was portrayed as tolerance at the time and has been held up as an example of McCain’s decency ever since

























