writer, mom, old bag

Joined February 2011
Me the first time I had sex
"Uh, it feels cool. I mean, everyone's pretty excited. I'm excited too." 😂 OG Anunoby on his game-winning shot in the NBA Finals.
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Alex Pretti was murdered.
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IN A CLASS OF HIS OWN‼️ Myles Garrett breaks the NFL single-season sack record 🔥
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Guardians clinch a playoff spot on a walk-off hit-by-pitch! AL Central will be decided Sunday
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JONQUEL JONES IS THE #WNBAFinals MVP! 17.8 PPG 7.6 RPG 56.1 FG%
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In middle school, Sabrina lonescu helped recruit enough players to field a girls basketball team. At Oregon, she helped WBB attendance grow from 1,500 to 10,000. At the draft, the New York Liberty picked her first overall. Now, she's a WNBA champion. xitter.cf/WNBA/status/1848193438…
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NOEL NO DOUBTER 😱 JHONKENSY NOEL TIES UP GAME 3 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH‼️ (via @MLB)
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Playoff baseball in Cleveland 🤯🔥 @BRWalkoff This is AWESOME. (via @PeteMarek) xitter.cf/BleacherReport/status/…
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Shrinking Season Two, episodes 1 and 2 are available to stream right now on Apple TV. Episode 1 is written by the brilliant @msfruch and episode 2 by the amazing @anniemebane. So excited for you all to see what we've been cooking up. The cast, writers and crew are on fire. You're gonna fxxxing love it. #boop
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feel so lucky to have worked on this show with some of the very best people. please watch, honeys!
Let’s get this session started… Proud to announce that the first two episodes of Shrinking are now available to stream on @AppleTVPlus. We hope you enjoy it. #shrinking @VDOOZER @jasonsegel
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PUT THE BALL IN PLAY. #ForTheLand | #GuardiWWins
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The greatest SportsCenter commercial ever. RIP John Clayton.
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The weather’s all spring-like, sun’s setting later, poppies are blooming, nothing can get me down heading into this weeke—
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Same.
A black bear known as Hank the Tank has broken into more than two dozen California homes since July, officials say. Paintballs, bean bags, sirens and Tasers cannot keep the 500-pound animal from seeking leftover pizza and other food. nyti.ms/3s7KLsY
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A day later and I’m still flying high from all those dunk on Aaron Rodgers tweets.
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One side effect of omicron they’re not talking about is that instead of watching all the stuff you missed and should catch up on, you’re watching Win A Date With Tad Hamilton for the sixteenth time.
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Would love to live in a world where these are the only kinds of headlines
Hong Kong authorities have had enough of wild boars. abcn.ws/3FAAU38
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Ok, but did you guys look at @BrotiGupta?
Jonah Hill and Martin Scorsese will reteam for a new feature film about The Grateful Dead, with Hill set to star as the band's lead guitarist Jerry Garcia: thr.cm/HJdUT6g
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In the same year, I got to co-host a sports podcast, work on this iconic show and receive a call from the credit card company re: suspicious charges due to all my Taco Bell orders. Truly blessed.
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