Serial overthinker. Passionate about creative, fun, weird marketing for museums, arts, & nonprofits. Dog obsessed. New Englander in DC (or Boston, or VT)

Joined February 2013
Change your fucking address when you move, folks! Help me find these people / should I just shred these?
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Happy solstice AKA the day I finally started writing 2023 as the year on my notes and not 2022 without thinking a second thought. #halfwaytherebaby
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Haven’t tweetered in a minute but back to ask anyone who want to share an opinion: what’s your favorite place to eat or drink in Charlottesville? ⭐️Dog friendly gets bonus points⭐️
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DC mail carriers + spooky season just adding a little jump scare delight to my day.
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Vermont + museum job alert! ⤵️
We’re hiring! We have several exciting positions open including: • Director of Finance & Administration • Museum Educator • Archivist If you love history, museums, or Lake Champlain, we’d love to hear from you! Details: lcmm.org/careers #museumjobs #vermontjobs
Life update friends! A year ago I started my own company to do what I love most: helping museums & creative orgs find the best marketing for their budget & goals. It’s been terrifying/exciting/busy so of course I put off sharing… until now! Introducing: creativepeoplemarketing.com
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People who capitalize random Nouns: WHY
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Chaotic good overhead in DC this week: Trash collectors bellowing an Oprah-worthy GOOD MOOORNING! as they rumbled down the street before the day’s heat set in. It was the H Street-meets-Sesame St musical I didn’t know I needed.
The 5 actions Instagram's algorithm focuses on the most: 1. Dwell time on posts 2. Commenting on a post 3. Liking a post 4. Resharing a post 5. Tapping on the profile photo
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Meg Salocks retweeted
It’s been a few months since I was a museum pro. Here’s some things I’ve thought: Most people don’t even think about museums Most museums don’t really think about people The business model believes you can balance scholarship and showmanship. You can’t.
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Anyone else WFH and missing the company of silly coworkers? I want to start a daytime slumber party-style WFH gathering. Come and work with Blue and me. We’re quiet, take breaks for belly rubs, and eat tasty snacks. To join, please tell us your fav work snack or tunes.
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I think I am my dog’s emotional support human.
Happy Tuesday, raise your hand if you hate everything except animals.
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I’ve been working from home for 4 years now which means that sometimes I do all my emails on the stairs because I couldn’t decide where I wanted to work. Is this the future?
Allow us to introduce some very cool people: our very own Vermont rowing team going to the Netherlands to compete on the global stage! Take a moment today to learn more about our rowers and Skiffie Worlds, the international championship races: lcmm.org/meet-the-vermont-ro…
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I’ve never been more offended than when a man asked me this weekend if my dog was a doodle mix.
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She’s clearly a sleepy cat trapped in a Great Pyrenees body, masquerading as a giant border collie.
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” A Wrinkle in Time
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Just me, explaining the character differences between my anxieties to my therapist before I go on vacation. Your girl really knows how to relax.
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